David wells

can a get a spicy swan burger

[Stevie Beveridge 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐝 @StevieBev]

Just got sent this on WhatsApp and it’s far too good not to share 😂😂😂… “ye only got one ball?” Priceless 😂😂😂

[ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_]

Backfired tha hahaha

[David wells @Davidwells1967]

Mad to think this is the only time of year to get away with shooting sumcunt.

[David wells @Davidwells1967]

@StuartGibson18 @michael03808460

[Kyogo Furuhashi 古橋 亨梧 @Kyogo_Furuhashi]

I'll never walk alone 🙏🏼💚 #NoToRacism

[@72G51 @72G51]

they found sum cnts MC stomping CD

[Flash Bandicute @Flaaaaash]

Me on Monday: Never drinking again
Me on Tuesday:

[David wells @Davidwells1967]

Powerade is just a superior liquid 👊🏼

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Shite name for a superhero

[JohnFinnigan @JohnFinnigan_]

robert the bruce btw

[David wells @Davidwells1967]

Gonna go on dragons den with a 2ltr bottle eh capri suns.

[David wells @Davidwells1967]

Canny stop thinkin about a cold pint in a beer garden. Mad what a wee bit sun does to you 🥴

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[David wells @Davidwells1967]

@kevinfindlay13 Hahah obvs dinny know a lot about gods town son 🙄

[David wells @Davidwells1967]

If ye dinny cut yer toastie into triangles yer a weirdo. Simple