Davin Wood

Music for Tim & Eric, Miracle Workers, Portlandia, Baskets, other venues, genres/etc. Why are you still on Twitter? @davinwood.bsky.social. 🇺🇸🇺🇦

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That'll have to do, pig.

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Seashells She Wrote

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

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@realmaddox @RealAlexJones Just tell him you like his new website

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When some distant-future screenwriter makes a movie set today, conflating our times with the 1970s, it would have radio contests called "outsmart the AI" where u go head to head to win money and prizes for solving a real-life caller's problem (before the AI gets his guy killed.)

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@DeadsoundApp They're like quitter socks. Get it together sleeve!

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@gmilysm "I warn'dst thou to take away that hornbook he so craveth!"

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@NikkiMcR SM7s on a brunch table. SMH7.

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@NikkiMcR The off chance that someone out there actually finds this appealing is a distressing thought

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That right? Got any immediate plans to unfuck your website? (403 error for 24 hrs)

[Bluesky @bluesky]

We have no immediate plans to colonize Mars

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@MindyFurano To hell with two months—give me two minutes and a crowbar, and I guarantee you won't be able to recognize Anything.

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@ChaseMit Andy Borowicz write that?

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@JamesUrbaniak @SamAdlerBell Because it had Autotune

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@NikkiMcR THANK you, Nikki.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

My great great great grandfather was in the Civil War reenactments. It was so authentic and accurate because they would go on the battlefield 22 minutes after the original soldiers would come off the field. One time they went on too early and were just massacred.

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@MindyFurano It's also David Bowie as Mick Jagger from Bee Gees.

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@sttngduck @fabyollaverass To be fair, neither is Tarzan.

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@GaryPetersonUSA That is some bad reverb on the lead vocal.

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@JamesUrbaniak I see journalists are still unironically using 'tapped' to refer to an act which is not fucking.

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@MindyFurano That seems like the kind of place where as soon as you sit down, they come over with a steak and start the routine without asking what you want.