Davine Ker

She/Her. Stand-Up Comedian. Polymath & Polyglot. Practicing radical empathy. 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇰🇭[email protected]

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@DaveVescio Grilled Corn and Flossing

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Whenever there’s a news story (let’s say the story is “Cure for Cancer Found in Horse’s Anus” ), sure enough, there will be an internet expert commenting, “Oh sure, I’ve been licking horse anus for years…” There’s always a bunch of people who are SO SMART and know everything

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Fun times raising money and delivering laughs for the National Breast Cancer Foundation with @ImprobComedy .

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Thanks to all your votes, I advanced to the top 20 🙏🏼😍💕💗💝💖
Please vote and keep on voting. This is for National Breast Cancer Foundation! https://t.co/vXGxLFKD7a

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Tonight in Silver Spring MD! A portion of the profits will be donated to the National Breast Cancer Foundation!
#comedy #standupcomedy #fundraising #BreastCancerAwareness

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Drag Bingo was so much fun last night! When the audience gets a Bingo during your set, you have to stop everything and lip-sync for your life 🎶🤪🎤

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I didn’t think 40+ would look and feel this way. Feeling fabulous looking back and seeing what I overcame. Hopeful for what’s to come. And thank you to many of you for supporting me on this wild journey.

Please vote for me! ⬇️ 🗳️🙏🏼💝

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For the folks who like to plan far ahead of time. Come to this show! November 16th.

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@DaveVescio The Spirit of Johnny Cash

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Back at @ZissimosHampden on Thursday in Baltimore

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This Friday in Silver Spring MD!

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I should have bought some Pete Davidson stocks 🤑

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Tomorrow! We are doing it rain or shine bc it’s a covered terrace! ☔️🌞⛅️🎤😂💕

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A true bargain for this hilarious lineup in NYC, thanks to the grant.

Get your tickets now! https://t.co/uUF7QRtCtT

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Thankful for everyone who voted for me so far! 💝💝💝
And thanks in advance for adding your new votes to the count!

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Zombies eat brains but do they also poop brains?

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If the channel 756 on SiriusXM gives you the feels, then I know you’re my people

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Amazon delivery guys not only need to know how to drive but also have a photography major

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Turducken sounds like a Russian Doll Turkey🪆🦃🙃

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✨Wearing Hermès 2024 tonight. *I happened to already have all the items before they told me it was their runway collection…Feeling like a fashion trendsetter…😜 🤩😎✨

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I am not the Equalizer…#TheEqualizer3