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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

✅🔴👋🏿 #MUFC

[Radio 47 @Radio47_Kenya]

Dondoo Magazetini: Ruto afichua siku zake za mwisho na Baba.

~ Ruto asimulia mawasiliano yake ya mwisho na Raila kabla ya kifo chake India.

~ Gachagua aachana na uamuzi wa kuwa kingmaker, sasa alenga urais.

~ Ruzuku ya mbolea: Serikali imegawa mifuko milioni 32 katika misimu minne.

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[Dawood @DavisSimiyu3]

@alfredarapketer Hahaa ..sasa ati umeaply kazi kumbe barua zishaenda

[Radio 47 @Radio47_Kenya]

Dondoo Magazetini: Ruto: Gachagua, tumemalizana!

~ Rais Ruto: Niko tayari kufanya kazi na upinzani, lakini Gachagua tumemalizana.

~ Goonism na vurugu zatia hofu sekta ya kibinafsi kampeni zinapopamba moto.

~ Kenya yaelekea kuchukua zaidi ya miaka 100 kujinasua kutoka umaskini.

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[Dawood @DavisSimiyu3]

@wil_sonn1 Bungoma ......

[ngash_ssg @ngash_ssg]

Malaya is basically a political scanner if we gotta keep it a buck.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Ukombozi People’s Party (UPP)

That is the name of the new outfit the Linda Mwananchi honchos have settled for

Poignant, huh? Ukombozi, like the second coming of Christ

An issue however threatens to not only delay its official launch but also 2. Cause internal kerfuffle within the movement. And such strife would be playing right into the hands of Ruto

Positions and seniority. Party leader, the Deputy, Chair, Sec Gen, and the whole shebang. You saw the Trans Nzoia ado over a microphone? Telltale signs were becoming conspicuous

The latest lunacy are claims that Babu and Orengo who are both going for Gubernatorial seats, are reluctant to endorse Sifuna as the movement’s presidential candidate

Ati “mbona wakienda rally hawasemi Sifuna ndio candidate”

Intriguing, given that hata Homa Bay thing, Babu was literally protecting Sifuna with his life! Hadi ni security wake alikuwa summoned na DCI. Kama si ujasiri ya Ongili and his squad tungeambia Waluhya nini?💁

I hear the ilk of Malala, a known mole whom Gachagua sidelined coz of his greed and bad manners and I sneer. Amebaki kueneza fitina

Oh well, outsiders crap aside, the internal wrangles are equally cheap and ludicrous. The two young men, Babu and Sifuna started the Linda thing and I trust they had a vision for it

It has morphed into a gargantuan force that is now embraced from all corners of the country. Let them remain true to themselves and the “ukombozi Mission.”

Wasikubali anyone in that movement alete kisran in the name of kugawa positions za party! Whether awe nani ama nani! That rage baiting ndio wengine wakasirike, watoke MUST CEASE

The people have high hopes in that entire team, so get your heads out of your asses, set your priorities straight and do not be a disappointment! ALL OF YOU hapo Linda

[Premier League @premierleague]

Wise words from the ex-@ManUtd goalkeeper

@D_DeGea 💭

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

The Premier League begins today! 🤩🔥

[Premier League @premierleague]

New home kits for a new season 🧵

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

Ati watu wa Kanairo wananiambia 30th nikuje Meru na bags mingi.

Kwani bag ni ya nini?😄

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kibaki used to tell Kenyans wasimhurumie, they pressurize him to work.

Wa saa hii ni kufuel Subarus to whoever they pressurize him.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The Premier League is back tomorrow 🤩

[Dawood @DavisSimiyu3]

@ManUtd PAPA DAVIS 9

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

On Saturday, we wear ivory 🤍

Reply with your preferred name and number ahead of the weekend for a personalised lockscreen 👇

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United set to return to table of negotiations today with Brighton for Carlos Baleba.

Confidence since yesterday to get the deal done for the midfielder. 🇨🇲

🎥➕ https://t.co/FMilReyxEl

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

Since Ben Githae amelalia Kazi , let’s promote this wantam song to be our slogan song!!
Wantam!!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ni sawa, Edwin Sifuna will do it.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto’s goons have now made it to international news.

New Haiti in the town

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

When I grow, I would like to be like Boni Khalwale.

Boni Khalwale built bungalows for each of his four wives, all within the same compound.

He then built a fifth mansion for himself. He stays there alone whenever he needs some private time to reflect on his personal life. No wife is allowed in the mansion; only his children may visit.

When he wants to spend time with one of his wives, he simply walks from his kingly bungalow to the house of whichever wife his heart chooses that particular day.