party DAVE

used to be easily amused, until I moved to Arizona.

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

@ShadyMcNasty69 I wish this was real

[Bobby Caldwell @bobbycaldwell]

Bobby passed away here at home. I held him tight in my arms as he left us. I am forever heartbroken. Thanks to all of you for your many prayers over the years. He had been "FLOXED," it took his health over the last 6 years and 2 months. Rest with God, my Love. -Mary Caldwell

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

The amount of romantic shit I’ve done in the past 7 days just baffles me.

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

I feel like this should result in charges?kinda getting smollett vibes

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Angelina Jolie once tried to hire a hitman to kill her, because she felt a murder would be easier on her family than for her to actually committing sucide. The hitman allegedly talked her out of it by asking her to wait one month 😳🙏

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

https://t.co/H8idHspLYq

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

This Super Bowl feels post apocalyptic

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

the drunk urge to reply to everyone’s ig story

[helena riley @freshhel]

If i saw a guy cry during the national anthem i would cheat on him

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

Random Impulse #52829: buy a puppy goldendoodle and name it Forrest

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

Arborvitae would be a good name for a son

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

@wwacatherine Wait what did he do

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

Drunk girls act like how they think guys act together

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

I feel Mac Miller and Pete Davidson would be best friends rn

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

As long as Pete Davidson and Emma Watson never get together, I’ll be okay.

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

“So yeah I got some other side projects I’m working on…..I got fish”

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

@TheFigen_ That’s the alive shrimp Peter and Terry made me use for fishing

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

My new found purpose in life is to break up Jeff Baena and Aubrey Plaza’s marriage

[party DAVE @Davis_Klev21]

Never met an ugly girl named Andrea

[rico @somethinglovely]

y is this me