Davis

Finance, Trading, and Investing 🤑 MOSTLY SATIRE & SARCASM

[Davis @Davisinvests]

> Open X

“5 million dollars isn’t enough to
retire lol”

> Close X

[Davis @Davisinvests]

If only boomers were humble enough to lower their list prices a little

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US now has 44% more home sellers than buyers, one of the largest gaps in history.

[Davis @Davisinvests]

@indexnforgetit Unfortunately, this is not what most people on X want to see. they want to keep pushing the "renting is better" narrative. This chart will make a lot of people angry

[Davis @Davisinvests]

Breathing should be taxed at 100%.

You didn't do anything to earn that air

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Unrealized gains should be taxed at 100%

You didn't do anything to earn that money, so government should be able to redistribute it in full

Very sad day for Netherlands

[Davis @Davisinvests]

This is so true and not misleading at all.

People who own homes never invest.

There hasn’t been one millionaire made from real estate.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Buy a house

or

rent + investing

Who wins?

[Davis @Davisinvests]

Lowering the price of their house simply isn’t an option for boomers

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

🚨 Google searches for “can’t sell house” just hit an ALL-TIME HIGH.

Higher than 2008.

Higher than COVID.

Higher than anything we’ve ever seen.

We all know what that means…

[Davis @Davisinvests]

This and $20k a month in options premiums

[Davis @Davisinvests]

@sircalebhammer For how many years?

[Davis @Davisinvests]

@GenXmillionaire So true

[Davis @Davisinvests]

“Groceries are too expensive, I’m gonna spend $56 on one meal instead”

[Fiscal.ai @fiscal_ai]

DoorDash just reported its largest jump in orders ever.

Total Orders: 903M, +32% YoY

$DASH

[jay @jay_drainjr]

i don’t want prediction markets in the same interface where i buy and hold assets for 5-10 years

[Davis @Davisinvests]

@Hoopss You forgot any year Porsche 911

[Davis @Davisinvests]

I think it's cool that $SCHD is up 15% YTD but I thought that wasn't the point if you're a dividend investor?

[Davis @Davisinvests]

Dividend investors stay away from growth funds because they're all about dividends over growth, but then get go crazy when their dividend funds act like growth funds

[Leo Invests @Leo_Traydes]

“Just buy T-Bills”

“You’re choosing less growth”

“Makes no sense at your age”

Interesting 🤔

$SCHD

[Davis @Davisinvests]

@indexnforgetit If you can afford it, why not?

[Davis @Davisinvests]

This would be awesome.

[Rensing Trades @RensingTrades]

$HOOD @vladtenev

Me and a lot of other traders on your platform would love a feature that gives you a wash sale warning notification before you submit the trade!

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Life when you stop reading 10Ks and 10Qs, and just start investing based on vibes instead

[Davis @Davisinvests]

@legen_eth Time for you to get married and has some kids

[Davis @Davisinvests]

@mvo_guy_travis They get super quiet in times like this 😅

[Davis @Davisinvests]

I’m asking you all to PLEASE just accept the fact that you got crazy lucky last year and should have sold when your account hit $1M instead of watching it fall 40% and erasing all your gains

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

It's more fun as an investor when things are going up

Twitter is so much more fun when things are crashing