Luke

The best person on the planet

[Luke @Davkai]

@Netflix_CA thanks for the shit service watching a live event….then the next day it being even worse. Every 20 seconds I have to stop and restart the video. It’s not even live anymore!!! PPV only from now on.

[Luke @Davkai]

@OrganikHipHop I cut my finger once while working in a kitchen. I told people to keep working while pumping my fist. I’m must also be a fucking gangster.
Fucking bucket.

[Luke @Davkai]

@elonmusk Ew

[Luke @Davkai]

@OrganikHipHop Definition

[Luke @Davkai]

@canadaposthelps @MapleLeafs I worked hard and saved up for it for a long time. Thank you.

[Luke @Davkai]

Thanks @canadaposthelps for losing my first @MapleLeafs jersey. It would’ve brought us the good luck needed for tonight. We’ll still win, but fuck you.

[Luke @Davkai]

@WalmartCanada Done

[Luke @Davkai]

@WalmartCanada always fun being accused of being a criminal for simply using the self checkout. 5 times in 6 mins. Good old Guelph. #harassment #guelph #ontario #canada #Ontario

[Luke @Davkai]

@mattymatheson I bought your olive “sauce”? “Dressing”?
What do I do with it?!?! It looks good.

[Luke @Davkai]

@WalmartCanada what’s this white pill like substance on my mega ninja turtles 4 meat pizza?!?

[Luke @Davkai]

@DIZASTERBANNED 2010

[Luke @Davkai]

@WalmartCanada I’ll send a DM. What if a blind person had gotten this? That probably would’ve ended a lot worse.

[Luke @Davkai]

Hey @WalmartCanada I found shards of plastic in my macaroni and cheese!! Wtf!

[Luke @Davkai]

@Walmart @WalmartWorld #choking #safety #food #macandcheese #walmart #canada

[Luke @Davkai]

@MrMadness Yes

[Luke @Davkai]

Thanks @thekidlaroi for spending 3,972 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to STAY (with Justin Bieber). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/CFXsdu4kpa

[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

Keep donating and sharing https://t.co/tmOUHjMVT9

[Luke @Davkai]

@kennyhotz Nice sac

[Luke @Davkai]

@daylyt30 You got this. Go be an astronaut!!! I believe. Day 2026!!!

[Luke @Davkai]

@Cash22_ @trucreator @AyoDos_11 @Jesser @IamKrisLondon @jiedel send what was promised. You know I won’t let up. Don’t scam. @patstay @daylyt30 @DIZASTERBANNED shit will get escalated.