Dave stan

🇦🇺 True-blue Aussie country bloke. Straight talk, Aussie humour, politics and everyday life. Not here to please everyone. Just calling it as I see it. 🍻

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@Oman8roup 🤣 Bloody hell, even the wildlife's having a blue down the main drag! Someone grab a beer and a folding chair. This is better than Saturday night at the pub! 😂🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@Ausbobsmit Apparently asking questions is a crime in Canberra. 😂
Ask about Bovaer and you're a conspiracy theorist. Ask questions during COVID and you were labelled a troublemaker.
Fair dinkum, some pollies reckon blind obedience should be compulsory. Pull the other bloody leg! 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@OneNewsAu Bloody hell. Kraków is supposed to be a place where people make holiday memories, not somewhere they get shot. Nine lives gone and families left devastated. What a bloody tragedy. What is wrong with people these days? 😔🇵🇱

[Bobby @roberts_pa97578]

Buy a caravan and travel up north it’ll be fun. They said at $4.50 a litre.

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@roberts_pa97578 “Travel up north, they said. See Australia, they said. At $4.50 a litre, I’ll be lucky to get the bloody caravan to the servo. Might as well chuck a deckchair in the driveway and pretend I’m in Cairns. 😂🇦🇺”

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@Ausbobsmit :

😂 No fines, no warnings. Just shut the supermarket gate or make life harder through the bank. Some choice!

Fair dinkum, farmers can't catch a bloody break. Whatever happened to giving people a fair go?

How's a farmer supposed to win when the rules keep changing? 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@MijellonB 😂 Sydney hasn't seen that many Aussie flags flying in a long time! Looks like half the country came out for a Sunday arvo stroll. Fair dinkum, Canberra better start listening instead of sticking their heads in the sand! 🇦🇺👍

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

Bloody Sunday night already… and payday feels a lifetime away! 😂🇦🇺
Back to work tomorrow groceries costing a fortune and the fuel gauge looking like a national emergency
Still the lucky country? Lucky for bloody who?
How hard are Aussies supposed to work just to stay afloat? 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@FreedomAus80100 BREAKING NEWS: Australia gets a bloody shake-up in 2028! 🇦🇺😂

Pauline Hanson is PM!

🏉 Women's sport stays fair.
💰 NDIS fraudsters face jail.
🇦🇺 Taxpayers get a fair go.

Less Canberra circus, more common sense. Bloody imagine that!

Is this the Australia you want? 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

😂 Here we bloody go again! Another weather event, another round of climate panic and another politician cashing in on the fear. We've had floods, droughts, fires and heatwaves for generations. Funny how every weather event now comes with a political sales pitch. When did common sense become the rarest commodity in Canberra? 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@RennickGBR Fair dinkum, wouldn't that be a change! 😂 Sick of the Canberra circus, the carry-on and all the hot air. Our kids deserve a fair go and a decent future. Less yapping, more bloody action!

Isn't it time Australia got back on track? 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@JoelJammal @shallowchal 😂 Sydney's turned up in numbers today! Might be time Canberra stopped looking out the window and started listening to the people. Fair dinkum, you can't ignore a crowd that size! 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

Sunday arvo in Australia. 🍻
Blokes mowing lawns, women shopping, kids screaming, neighbours having a domestic…
And somewhere, a bloke’s sitting in his undies wondering how the bloody power bill is bigger than his pay packet.
Fair dinkum, we’re living in luxury. 😂🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@Ausbobsmit They sure did albo lost again

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

ALBO’S FOR SALE SIGN COMES DOWN 😂
Tried flogging off 186 years of history to save a few bucks. Australians kicked up a stink and suddenly the government found common sense.
Fair dinkum, mate, taxpayers had to remind them it wasn’t bloody Gumtree! 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

Australia used to be the lucky country.
Now you need a second job to afford the first job, a mortgage to buy groceries, and a small inheritance to fill the bloody ute.
Fair dinkum, what a time to be alive. 🇦🇺😂

[Rob Smith @Ausbobsmit]

Chris Hopkins the woke New Zealand Labour leader conceding defeat.

Look at his outfit. Not AI.

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@Ausbobsmit Mate, looks like he’s dressed for a job interview at the Greens’ head office and got rejected before he even walked in. 😂
The voters gave him the boot, but that outfit looks like it’s still waiting for permission to leave the building. 🇦🇺🤣

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

Families have already been through enough. They deserve answers, not more waiting and closed doors. If the legal reasoning can be released without compromising ongoing investigations, why shouldn't families be allowed to see it? Transparency matters, especially when lives have been lost. 🇦🇺

[Dave stan @Davo_1970]

@MRobertsQLD Bloody hell, you need a second mortgage just to shout a round these days! 😂 The pub used to be where Aussies got together, not where the taxman joined the table and drank half your money! Leave a few dollars in people's pockets and give our local pubs a fighting chance. 🍻🇦🇺