Stonk Monkey

"I have no certainties, at most probabilities." - Renato Caccioppoli

[Stonk Monkey @Davpunk5]

Jesse Livermore’s quote for potential traders: “The game of speculation is the most uniformly fascinating game in the world. But it is not a game for the stupid, the mentally lazy, the person of inferior emotional balance, or the get-rich-quick adventurer. They will die poor.”

[CyrilXBT @cyrilXBT]

CLAUDE CODE CAN NOW PULL LIVE DATA FROM 17,000+ STOCKS, CRYPTO PRICES, AND FINANCIAL STATEMENTS IN SECONDS.

One command. 60 seconds. Done.

Here is the exact setup:

Step 1: Open Claude Code and paste this:

claude mcp add --transport http financial-datasets https://t.co/cupUKrWK0C

Step 2: Authenticate
Type `/mcp` inside Claude Code and complete the OAuth flow in your browser.

Verify the connection anytime:

claude mcp list

Step 3: Start prompting
- "What is Apple's current P/E ratio and market cap?"
- "Show me Tesla's income statement for the last 4 quarters."
- "How has Bitcoin's price changed over the past year?"

That is it.

Claude Code now has direct access to real financial data across 17,000+ stocks, earnings reports, balance sheets, income statements, cash flow data, and crypto prices.

The analysts paying $24,000 a year for a Bloomberg Terminal are not going to be happy this exists.

Before this you needed a Bloomberg Terminal or a complex financial data API or hours of manual research across multiple sources.

Now you need one command and 60 seconds.

The quants, analysts, and portfolio managers who figure out how to combine Claude Code's reasoning with live financial data access will have a research edge that compounds every single day.

Bookmark this before you open your next brokerage account.

Docs if you run into errors: https://t.co/CgF6B3dS5V

Follow @cyrilXBT for every Claude Code integration that changes how you work with data.

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

Claude Code can now connect to financial datasets in seconds.

Prompt for financial research, company data, access to 17,000+ stocks, and much more.

Here's how to connect in just 60 seconds:

1. Open Claude Code and paste:

"claude mcp add --transport http financial-datasets https:// mcp. financialdatasets. ai/"

2. Authenticate

Type:

"/mcp" inside Claude Code and complete the OAuth flow in your browser.

You can verify the server is connected at any time:

"claude mcp list"

2. Start prompting

Example prompts:

“What is Apple’s current P/E ratio and market cap?”

“Show me Tesla’s income statement for the last 4 quarters.”

“How has Bitcoin’s price changed over the past year?”

3. Help

If you run into errors, just ask Claude to help you by scanning the official docs here: https://t.co/6yP8VlEa8H

[CryptoSoulz @SoulzBTC]

New PDF just dropped

1. Claude Trading Folder
2. Trading Prompts

Completely free

Who wants it?

[Stonk Monkey @Davpunk5]

@SoulzBTC TRADING

[CryptoSoulz @SoulzBTC]

Claude Trading Folder

I’ve compressed the best trading prompts into one PDF

Get it for FREE:

• Like + Repost + Comment “TRADING”
• Follow me so I can DM you

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

https://t.co/042ZheWx7F

[Stonk Monkey @Davpunk5]

@xynth_m Xynth

[Xynth @xynth_m]

Xynth can now scan the stock market for you 24/7 !

Simply describe what you want monitored in plain English.

Under the hood, we wire Claude Opus 4.7 + Python to 3,000+ live market endpoints to build your custom alert.

The workflow lives in the cloud, hunting your setup the moment it hits.

As part of this launch, we're giving free access to the top 5 most profitable alerts built so far.

RT + comment "Xynth" below to get access ↓

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

This is EXTREMELY HILARIOUS 🤣🔥

🇺🇸Trump at 9:20 AM — Iran begged and asked for direct talks. We are sending our officials.

🇮🇷Iran at 9:22 AM — Liars ! We are not meeting with any U.S. officials in Pakistan. 🔥

🇺🇸Trump at 2:20 PM — I'm canceling the Pakistan trip to meet Iranians. The U.S. "has all the cards" and won't waste flights on unproductive talks. 🤣🤣

He's acting savage by canceling a meeting that was already canceled 🤣

This man is a big clown 😂

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

Your worst day is someone else’s best day

Count your blessings. When you feel everthing is going bad..look at those that have it worse and how fortunate you are compared to them

[Tips Excel @gudanglifehack]

How to Use Claude AI for Trading
Advanced prompts pros use to get institutional-grade analysis. Save this thread! (Part 2).

[Himanshu Kumar @codewithimanshu]

I turned Claude Opus 4.7 into a 24/7 trading bot that places real trades, manages stops, and sends me hourly recaps.

Save this video. It's the complete tutorial.

And to make the setup even easier, I've prepared my exact step-by-step guide.

Normally priced at $999, but it's free for 24 hours.

To get it:
1. Comment "Money".
2. Like and Retweet this post.
3. Follow me @codewithimanshu, so i can DM you.

You only need Claude Opus 4.7 + 1 laptop + 2 hours to set up once. After that the bot runs forever.

Watch the video for the full walkthrough. Use my guide to skip the mistakes and set it up in half the time.

Claude will do below for you:

Researches the market before you wake up Places real trades via Alpaca when the bell rings Scans midday for new opportunities Manages all your stop-losses automatically Summarise your day after close Sends a full weekly review every Friday

No Python process running anywhere.
No servers to maintain.
Claude IS the bot.

5 cloud routines handle your entire trading day.
Memory lives in markdown files on your main branch.
Hard strategy rules gate every single order before it fires.
You don't touch a single button.

You Must Follow me @codewithimanshu, so i can DM you.

Save the video. Grab the guide. Set it up tonight.

[Ruben Hassid @rubenhassid]

Stop bookmarking 50 guides you'll never read.

You can skip all of it with these 15 free guides:

Claude 101: https://t.co/jw2qdIcjnh
Claude Code: https://t.co/UgE9xBXVbE
Claude Skills: https://t.co/6cHYYfjXEA
Stop prompting: https://t.co/j1LATSJiat
Claude in Excel: https://t.co/mfcXYSACWR
1M followers with AI: https://t.co/jZwxZr4ZhU
Claude for your team: https://t.co/qxlcqhf8bM
No prompt saves you: https://t.co/SDKJWylftC
AI Slides (PPT in 2026): https://t.co/L0bPMgXci6
Set up Claude Cowork: https://t.co/uWTpOI3Woc
Claude to sound like you: https://t.co/99RzxXU3p0
Claude interactive charts: https://t.co/ebCHGZqOF1
Claude as your computer: https://t.co/TxYuHPjgbV
Claude Cowork + Project: https://t.co/Q7AN9CZAbO
Set up AI before prompting: https://t.co/pE3OF72A04
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[Reuters @Reuters]

Exclusive: Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Svyrydenko left the United States buoyed by what she called positive talks with top US officials, including Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, saying she found him to be supportive of her war-torn country https://t.co/OxVoGiOkNs

[Stonk Monkey @Davpunk5]

@DebSachshn @IRanMediaco Where did you get your “facts” from? The American media? Or the US govt? You still go around saying to everyone that USA is the greatest country on earth? 🤦

[Ruben Hassid @rubenhassid]

https://t.co/mVDfR5dodU

[kenlory @kenlory]

@lfibich1 @IRanMediaco

[Stonk Monkey @Davpunk5]

@MarioNawfal Ladies & gentlemen, the president of USA. 🤡

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump goes full unhinged mode on Iran:

"Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards"

Another normal and calm Sunday in Trump World.

[Stonk Monkey @Davpunk5]

@TheBrancaShow That’s because there’s more money outside of India for them to scam