Bro idc what anyone says Tom quit! His nose was busted he was huffin and puffin and he knew he was in for a long one today. Y’all’s hero quit point blank period. #UFC321
@FitzMagic_14 it’s been 3 years since the first Amazon Thursday Night Pregame. Thanks again, big dawg (I assume those are your preferred pronouns) @RSherman_25 wasn’t too happy about that 1st round bye we got.
Management: Does anyone have any information about who keeps taking the smelling salt packets out of all of the first-aid kits in the office?
Me: sure don’t *locks my desk drawers*
Hey, @grok, can you give me a list of the most famous people to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was 👍🏼
Ten years ago, the Supreme Court affirmed a simple proposition: every American should have the right to marry the person they love. As President, I was proud to sign the Respect for Marriage Act to protect that freedom in federal law.
Love is love. Right is right. Justice is justice.
@_willcompton 1.) Tuck (refer to his belt)
2.) Bland (for obvious reasons)
3.) Dufresne (google Shawshank Redemption)
4.) Sweats (he just looks like he sweats a lot)
@elonmusk I’m a state employee for Missouri. I work in a federal building with the NRCS. A few guys here have a question. If they don’t take the early resignation and a RIF occurs, will the compensation be close to what the early resignation would be? Holla back at me, pimp.