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Dignity is way overrated.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

Find your passion. Then bury it, so nobody can steal it. But mark the spot with a ribbon, in case you need to find it again later. #PROTIP

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

I’m not having a midlife crisis.

I’m having a life-long crisis — and I’m afraid I might only be halfway through.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

Happy Birthday, Mark Twain. 🎂

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

A chatty tattoo artist is like a drunk chauffeur.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

cloud:

person 1: “It’s a bunny rabbit.”

cloud: *shrug*

person 2: “No, it’s a hula dancer.”

cloud: *deep sigh*

person 1: “Nope. Check out the ears. Don’t you see them?”

cloud: “I’m a cloud.”

[Tater's Trailer Park 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I think all twitter feuds should be settled by a math test.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

@erininnashville I’m very sorry. Peace to y’all.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

When you’re sad, good dreams create more pain.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

And autocorrect sucks.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

Life is pretty ducking disappointing.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

@erininnashville epic

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

@TrueTorontoGirl at last count: 5 times a day

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Plosma.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

@bldambition78 very underrated tweet

you can’t take this lying down

[juicymorsel @juicymorsel]

First Rule of Zoom Club: Even if you mute the mic we can still see your eye-roll.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

@bldambition78 Actually, maybe you don’t understand mansplaining. It’s not supposed to make you feel bad. It’s just supposed to help you avoid prior or probable mistakes. I’m sure there are plenty of things you understand. I hope you found this helpful.

#meta #recursion

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

Hugh Hefner started Playboy in 1953 with a $600 bank loan and promptly spent $500 of that on those iconic Marilyn Monroe images.

Content has always mattered.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

The middle lost itself first.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The left is losing the middle

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

I have a joke about Donald Trump’s face, but it’s off-color.

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

@tyleroakley https://t.co/MPzzI9TQ4X

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

Because what men fear most about going to prison is what women fear most about walking down the sidewalk. #YesAllWomen

[mayhem @DavySunshine]

If I sounded cheerful, I apologize: I did not communicate effectively. Forgive me.