Davy Jones Locker

Chartered this and that. MCom. Data Scientist. Etc.

[Davy Jones Locker @Davy_3000]

@CoruscaKhaya Terribly structured headline.
Second half should read, ‘… offset by [a reduction in] the amortisation of intangible assets [expense year-on-year]’.

[Ess @EMukumbo]

The biggest global blockchain event of the year is here 💃🏽

Binance Blockchain Week in Dubai, on the 3rd and 4th of December, the world will tune into Dubai for the biggest Web3 gathering #BinanceBlockchainWeek. Here’s why you should watch the livestream 👇🏽

[Ess @EMukumbo]

It's December, please dont give away sensitive information, criminals are getting smarter to get people's personal information

[Ess @EMukumbo]

How to Survive the Festive Season Money Blues even If You Have Zero Savings 👇🏽

November salary has landed. Before you even think about December vibes, pause. This is the month that decides whether you start 2026 stressed or sorted. Here is what I would do 👇🏽:

[Ess @EMukumbo]

2025 #R350Savingschallenge Savings challenge, we are live. We save R350 every week or R1400 every month. The goal is to save R18200 by the end of the year.

The alternative is R700 per week or R2800 per month for those with deeper pockets, total saved will be R36 400.

[Davy Jones Locker @Davy_3000]

London is a colder, more affluent Joburg CBD (with less crime).

[ISFAP @ISFAP_ZA]

Are you or someone you know in Gr12 with a family income between R350,000 and R600,000 and planning to study Chartered Accountancy, Actuarial, Engineering, Medicine, IT and Data science? Do you need financial and wrap-around support for your studies? Applications open today!

[Sam The Challenger @MohauSam]

House of Cards: Mzansi Edition.

-Zuma with the help Juju made Mbeki resign from being SA President.

-Mbeki resigns and Zuma becomes SA President

-Zuma, with the help of Ramaphosa, expels Juju and friends from ANCYL

#ElectionsResults

1/3

[Yamkela @yamkela_manciya]

On that note please RT my next client could be on ur TL

I am a qualified self employed teacher, so I have the time and I’m in control of it

My fav is EMS & Accounting but I can tutor most things.I also help tertiary students, especially UNISA I can say most studies
0780157501

[Davy Jones Locker @Davy_3000]

@MolebatsiLekg5 😂😂😂 10 years of Madrid muthi.
I love it.

[Davy Jones Locker @Davy_3000]

@MolebatsiLekg5 You can skip this year’s final 🤝

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

"What controls could the KPMG bursary department have put in place to ensure the fraud did not take place"

3rd year Auditing class first thing tomorrow morning.

[L 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @only1lf]

A sports jersey

[Davy Jones Locker @Davy_3000]

My brother, we are broke.

[MUSHI @MushiSZN]

Kids look up to artists, scammers and IG baddies these days. Let’s make being young professionals in corporate and business owners cool again ! 😡

[Thebe. @ThebeMot]

The problem is you guys wanna link your lobola to your worth, so you feel insulted when someone says they'd pay 10k lobola for you. But in the same breath, when someone pays the price you quoted, they're not buying you? Idk man, there's cognitive dissonance here.

[Null @Vhoyde]

She probably said this after he yelled at her for having him explain for the third time that he can't buy her a new bag because he has to pay rent

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

I’d ask for overtime

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

My mummy is the reason I expect so much from women. You gotta understand that.

[Peaceful Kels @ThePeacefulKels]

Another thing is you guys never want to wait a bit. Instant gratification got yall by the neck.

It takes time to get to a point where you afford those things, but yall dont wanna hear it