Dawa 🐻

Ace. she/her. Married. I don't post a lot anymore, but I comment on other people's posts frequently. Stay tuned for occasional cat photos.

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My sister and I are making a webcomic together; based on raccoon characters we created when we were kids. https://t.co/bKy0dPI2xW

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@scribbles_sarah Then a few months later, we brought in a new baby boy cat, and she was mad.

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@scribbles_sarah When we first moved into this house, one cat was so scared and confused, she cried actual tears. 😿 I didn't know cats could even cry. She thought we brought her here to abandon her. After a few days of seeing that we and the other cat were also here, she started to feel better.

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@JasonKPargin Nancy lives with her aunt Fritzi. Fritzi went out of town, and asked friends/neighbors Mr. And Mrs. Sputter to watch Nancy for a few days. Mr Sputter & Nancy constantly get on each other's nerves.
When he thought he saw Fritzi, he wanted to pretend that they were getting along.

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@0000bio Hiring manager: So you're willing to work the graveyard shift?

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@AbakpaJob I just meow back, trying to mimick the way the cat meowed. Like for all I know, she could be saying "I just barfed in the bedroom" and I would reply in broken cattish "i JuSt bARfeD iN ThE bedROom"

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@ammalusty Back when I worked at Little Caesars, you could get 10 pizzas for 53 dollars.

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@AnimexTwts What if I only see A

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@ayeejuju No matter what, Kansas loses.

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@theyuriest67

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@imagesaicouldnt It's love that made him grow so big; so if they loved him less, he'd stop growing.

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@ninjaqwe_

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@CoreyJMahler SpIcial

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@AmazingPopPod My first thought was "that's not jeff foxworthy"

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@BamSullivan We have everything

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@gaygirly4422 He-Man no more.
Now he is He/Him-Man.

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@RealPostFolder It's not about the baby. It's about only wanting him now because she needs a father for her kid, and he seemed like a convenient option. But the moment someone better comes along, she'd surely dump him. Basically, she wanted to take advantage of him. He knows he deserves better.

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@ok6ixx There was no bachelorette party. You were an unwilling participant in some guy's weird fetish.

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@facetedcarapace They had to genetically modify the dinosaurs' dna anyway, so they could have made everything dog-sized. Imagine having a pet stegosaurus, the size of a labrador, who lives in your garden. You don't have to pull weeds, because Steve the Steggo already ate them.

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@panemcrise Today: I was washing my hands, and got soap suds on my shirt. I wiped it off; but my hands were still soapy, so suds got on a different part of my shirt. Wipe it off, and it happened again.

In that moment, I thought of this video.
And now, here it is. The algorithm works fast.

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