Dawd Haque

Global lead Market Initiatives, Regulatory Transformation & Strategy for Deutsche Bank AG. Tweets are my own

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@spiraltastic @somegreybloke Dave spent 8k on an NFT for his fiancé. The bored ape is famous and worth a lot. The left facing versions are not investing, they are gambling. Should have bought the bag.. will be worth more than the NFT soon.

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@JimmySecUK @DanKaszeta @LBC Alpha men assemble 😂

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@DamonLinker “Outlaw crime” 🤷‍♂️

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@StellaParton Shouldn’t that be Stay negative y’all
HNY

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

The Carina Nebula's pillars also known as the mystic mountain.
Hubble

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@iainmartin1 Nothing encapsulates the idiocy of Brexit like a pint of Champagne.

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

The internet remembers forever 👇

[David Vella @indeox]

@Otto_English Remember this piece of art when he became deputy leader of the party? 🙃

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@indeox @Otto_English Words failing me.. I’ve tried several times but this is below parody but doesn’t rise to sympathy due to the characters involved.

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Great work Ben, hope you're proud of yourself. They deserve better.

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@tiktok_us fix your system. Relying on the 1st Amendment is wearing very thin.

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Great work Ben, hope you're proud of yourself. They deserve better.

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

Cannot understand the logic of putting up interest rates today #BoE inflation has not been caused by consumer retail spending. Energy & food prices have gone up. Adding additional costs through interest rate rises hurt consumers even more. Worst timing ever

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@simonhilyer @andreww1967 @katejhewson @WhizzAgain That’s one step beyond acceptable. Its Madness to compare these lads with a Tory.

[Drew Armstrong @ArmstrongDrew]

Reporting in Kentucky hospitals, I saw a lot of covid patients. What are they like?

One man was in a high-flow oxygen mask. He was lying in bed, making tiny, fast bites at the air, gasping.

He looked like he was suffocating, like a dying fish washed up on the beach.

[James Doleman @jamesdoleman]

Nice try aliens

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

The side entrance is closed. Please park at the rear

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@FreedomsBritish @Katie23626427 @JayneDWales @YorkshireLady3 @LadyMercia @LucaBalboni1 @lizRhod24749112 @WoodyWo01400662 @Valeria_sonoio @ScotJock @Lady_Cayetana @ukipmeps @finland_uk Racist Bin fire of an account.

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

Bin bag over cctv camera in top left 👀

[James Doleman @jamesdoleman]

And look who is sitting next to him

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Good job she didn’t have the baby at home, Boris would have no idea about it

[Dawd Haque @DawdHaque]

@StillDelvingH @kathy__odonnell Not surprising as journalist from both the Telegraph and Sun are alleged to have attended the party.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Why is the Sun’s coverage of the Downing Street Christmas party story so muted? Could it be because on the very same night in December 2020, the paper was hosting a rule-busting boozy bash of its own? Full story in the brand new Private Eye, out today.