Noah Weaver

I basically tweet to no one. pretty sure almost all my followers are bots. Tattoo artist

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

Do you concentrate when you poop

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@elonmusk you ever wipe your ass just to be safe?

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

Id rather finish 40th than second

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Justin Gaethje on reading the Declaration of Independence before walking out tonight:

"Their language was different...I am not smart enough to read that"

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨🎥 TMZ is still hunting for footage of vacationing members of Congress and it's now gone international. About 30 lawmakers were spotted touring a castle in Scotland and guess who's footing the bill? YOU.

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@AMandoSch They shouldn’t!

[TMZ @TMZ]

Rude viral Texas judge is in more trouble, facing fines from ethics commission.

Details: https://t.co/6UVVOVIqJD

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

“Your honor, my client is American because he committed his crimes in America”

[TMZ @TMZ]

Exclusive: 30 members of Congress are in Scotland on taxpayers' dime amid the shutdown.

Take a look: https://t.co/kn43aWI9nx

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@Rightanglenews I was just thinking this in Alabama

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@DissidentMedia @WesleyLHuff

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is an all-time classic

NY Governor Hochul: "Young black kids in the Bronx that don't even know what the word of 'computer' means"

[maddie ౨ৎ @takeemehomee]

ticketmaster should work with spotify and apple music and only send presale codes to the top 5% listeners of the artist or something

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@RoundtableSpace Oh shiz

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@BasedMikeLee I thought it was closed lol

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@0xRacist Trying to find these live streams

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@camhigby It was great to thwart the attack. But they're going to reqroup with better comsec next time.

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@0hour1 I kind of expect reporters to be in there. However, I don't expect them to report the truth lol

[Noah Weaver @Daweavs]

@VincentOshana @realDonaldTrump 😂😂