Dawn 0. Justice Esq.

I'm the superhero lawyer handling next year's landmark Batman v. Superman Case.

[Dawn 0. Justice Esq. @DawnOJustice]

Not legally. “@PodcasterAndrew: @DawnOJustice Does Batman asking, "Do you bleed?" count as fighting words?”

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On one hand, no one wants to go to court earlier than they planned. On the other hand: HUGE RETAINER THRU 2020! Gonna buy me a G4 Jet. $WB

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When some1 says Dawn of the Planet of the Apes I get flashbacks to when Gorilla Grodd made me enter a pie eating contest under telekinesis.

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Victor Von Doom is the only Head of State who enters every room by kicking in the door and cackling: "Hahahahaha. Fools! Bow before Doom!"

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Seeking damages in case against Kindle Single "Blue Tulip" that features Electro and Dr. Manhattan erotically teleporting into each other.

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Got frivolous Hal Jordan Vehicular Manslaughter Case thrown out by proving he physically can't go thru intersection during a yellow light.

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Saw "Captain Marvel" on my schedule. Thought it was Ms. Danvers but a little boy walked in my office and started yelling nonsense words.

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Every defendant tries to blame their "Evil Origin" on Batman. Except Batman, who does not answer to subpoenas, judges, anyone. He's Batman.

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Ironically, the Xavier Institute does not comply to the specifics outlined in the American w/ Disabilities Act pertaining to ramps.

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Oswald Cobblepot has postponed today's arraignment for theft of 3 Marlins from Gotham Aquarium due to mercury poisoning.

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Stopped by the precinct to bail out the Rogues. Took away Captain Cold's phone to stop him from earnest yet tone deaf #YesAllWomen tweeting

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Jeez. I'm not going to anymore brunches with Betty Clawman. You know? All the New Guardians are lame. There. I said it.

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Justice Tip for @XMenMovie: Crimes committed during time travel can be prosecuted under BOTH time periods' Statute of Limitations. Claws in!

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Stopped by Wayne Enterprises legal department 2 pick up some files and ran into Tightass Dickie Greyson. He hates it when you call him that.

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@pauljeremiah She was my hero growing up. Her and Erin Brockovich.

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If I get 1 more call from Aquaman about micro-beads in the sea this week, we're all having sushi at the next meeting so I can watch him cry.

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Infant child swallow a piece of Plastic Man? Contact my offices, you may qualify for a class action settlement if u live in the blast radius

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I object to Mr. Allen's request for a 10 minute restroom recess. We know he can urinate "in a Flash" and we think he's a flight risk.

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Keep at it, Rookie. I can object to "Why doesn't your client just turn back time, then?" all day. This judge and I go way back.

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Superman announces that profits from Memorial Day kissing booth will go towards replacing the Tornado Warning System in Smallville, KS.