Dawn Ronen

Living everyday with a smile as bright as the sunshine.

[Dawn Ronen @DawnRonen]

row row row your boat gently the fuck away from me

[Dawn Ronen @DawnRonen]

Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

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Keep calm and ignore bitches.

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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but some how feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

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LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MURDER

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The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping.

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When your parents decides to be in the room while you’re on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare at it.

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Fake friends make you realize how lucky you are to have true friends.

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That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master..

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I?m usually that person who has no idea what?s going on.

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Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski.

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Fri[END], Girlfri[END], Boyfri[END]. Everything has an end except for Fam[ILY].

[Dawn Ronen @DawnRonen]

me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser. me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music

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Sometimes I think 'maybe if I just let this spider bite me I could get superpowers,' but then I'm like 'I can't handle that responsibility.'

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how many calories does hating your job burn

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"Hi, Can I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 10 minutes to say hi."

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We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys.

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How did they call Batman during the day?

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14,000 people are having sex right now. 25,000 are kissing. 50,000 are hugging. And you.... well you're reading this.

[Dawn Ronen @DawnRonen]

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else