Isran

I am the leader of the Dawnguard movement, revived so that we may tackle all vampire factions. I won't rest till I send every abomination back to the grave! #RP

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Want to hear a joke? @Vingalmo.

What do you mean, that's not funny? Have you even /seen/ his face? It is positively offensive.

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@Babette_Vampire You would not even need to pay me. Just let me at them!

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@Mjollthelioness @Babette_Vampire @Vingalmo @Cicero_o0o Did someone say disembowelled vampire? No? Well then, I call first dibs.

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@Vingalmo @Vyrthur_ Is this "Rag on the Redguard day" or something? Not a holiday I was aware of in Skyrim. Also not sure I like it much.

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Ugh. Stepped in some poor sod's guts. Why can't vampires just clean up after themselves? Messy bastards. #IHateMorndas

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@SkyrimSally -Grins.- Go do this old Redguard proud!

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You. Yes, you. I've got my eye on you, undead monster. How did I know? Well, you appear to be decaying... Mortals tend not to do that much.

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@Ancano_ /Returns./ How on Nirn did you put up with Heimskr? After 5 minutes I was homicidal. Might have cut a bit more than his tongue...

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@Vingalmo I'm always first in line for any vampire in need of a good, hard stake driven into them.

... Why are you looking at me like that?

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@Vyrthur_ Sounds like a certain vampire is a few centuries overdue for slaying. Care to meet my sword up close and personal, Vyrthur's neck?

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@Ancano_ I would offer the Dawnguard's aid in silencing him, but I feel "annoying turd of a priest" is a bit of a stretch from "vampire".

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Sadly for the Volkihars, I am alive. It's just difficult to update when one is attempting not to have their face chewed off by the undead.

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Note to self: While hunting for vampire lairs, don't piss off a giant unless you want to visit the stratosphere... #OwMyFace

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Twitter pulses with vampiric disease gushing through its veins. I must step up recruitment immediately before the infection spreads...

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@LordZazhut I'd rather spend the rest of my life chained to Cicero than become your next meal... And that's saying something.

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@count_bleak It'd be a fools errand to charge in and kill the lot of you with no backup, but mark my words, I am watching.

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By Stendarr, the vampires are everywhere! However, the war is not over till my swordarm lies permanently still...

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@Serana_ @Vingalmo I don't trust a word you vampires say. Who knows what magic interlaced trickery you're using to make me believe you!

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@Serana_ @Vingalmo You! How dare you skulk around my halls with that Dragonborn wretch then return to the vampires!

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@Vingalmo Want another scar to go with the one you got when I relocated your pancreas with my crossbow bolt? I'm feeling generous.