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I think it’s time for @ParisHilton to make an 11:11 fragrance. I’m going public with this, care to comment @ParisHilton ?

[Bekah’s High School Reunion @im_theMary]

Please and thank you

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

If reading the room was a person, it’d definitely be @megstalter 😅.

Watch episode 3 and 4 of Hacks, now streaming on HBO Max. #HacksOnHBOMax

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@ReallyBrilley incredible purchase

[abby govindan @abbygov]

say what you want about me but at least I never had my mom saved as “birth giver” or “parental unit” on my phone

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@apbofficial absurd

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New Chromatica Dom Perignon

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@squidlitz Balance is key💁🏻‍♂️😌

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@rinnas_son Wait this is so sad I was so excited to watch this

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Sierra Mist is just gross Sprite but Cranberry Splash Sierra Mist is a different and enjoyable drink

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@squidlitz I thought we stopped this

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I don’t trust people who use portrait mode

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@megstalter NSFW 😍🤯

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A milk frother isn’t luxurious if everyone has one

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is it me, Jesus?

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The way Alex Trebek said thank you to the announcer of Jeopardy Johnny Gilbert every single episode has me in tears

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Someone I care about dearly just told me that they don’t like curly fries what do I do?

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@VictorCarlesi Yes but sometimes it makes me feel aroused

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Every night I watch super market sweep on @netflix and have zero clue what any of the brands they mention actually are