Dawson Gorges

no tina, you can't go to business school

[Dawson Gorges @DawsonGorges]

100 seconds is just a metric minute

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space jews

[Nate Odenkirk @birthdaynate]

who the hell gave Pabst a blue ribbon

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@DolanDark

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I know the Guardian and other silly left wing papers are shit stirring. But what I said was that “IF WE HAVE COVID FOR EVER” we are just going to have to open stuff up and accept that if we die, we die.

[Dawson Gorges @DawsonGorges]

what the hell were white girls drinking before they invented seltzers

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

i love boobs only god can judge me

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@notbendunning Generally I only do this after she makes it through something stupid that definitely should’ve broke something. Gotta make em earn it.

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Love my new timestamp software at work. Great design, very time saving

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Idk who made my snooze button bigger than the button to turn the alarm off, but that’s some horseshit

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@DalfRew

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does anybody know what witch hazel even is

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@m__a__di Explains what's left of your bumpers

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free succ to first 5000 retweet

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comment and retweet to win rock

[Dawson Gorges @DawsonGorges]

@bbnomula Sign it

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@yourboic_mass Yes

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retweet if thankful

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Eating nothing but Winco pizza is the most economic way to survive