Dawson Deckard

Got a wife and 3 degrees. Teacher, Coach, That Guy.
Deckard Education Consulting LLC

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

While reading in my head, I unintentionally abbreviated suspect to sus. So, yeah, I'm up on current events.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

Looking to build my CoD friends list. Drop those Activision IDs if you want to join my cult.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

Me: *Dead in Warzone
Alex: "Don't worry, bud, we'll get you back."
Alex: *Parachute doesn't open and dies 2 seconds later

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

@AllieTackett I forgot to explain how Mordor ties in too.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

@AllieTackett

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

@AllieTackett This is taken completely out of context. However, I stand by my statement.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

When our upstairs neighbors deny using mothballs and try to convince us that the "pungent smell" is coming from our apartment.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

Me before vacation: I don't feel like doing shit. I need a vacation.
Me after vacation: I don't feel like doing shit. I need a vacation.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

When I'm in admin there will be no talking at salary negotiations. Just us constantly writing numbers on pieces of paper and sliding them back and forth across the table.

[Russell Susuki @EryDayImRUSSlin]

“A really bad day for him”

The 8 victims and families of this racially motivated, gun violence murder are now having the worst day of their lives.

#StopAAPIHate #StopAsianHate

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

Texas is like that one friend that always does dumb shit and is super confident and proud of it.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

@AllieTackett @thatburnsbabe @ajburns121 Plastic surgery, very rich, then homeless.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

It's so cold I forgot the "g" on "working."

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

12° outside, window in classroom has fallen open, and the heat is not workin? Um, yes please.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

@ajburns121

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You guys know you can be not racist more often than just MLK Day, right?

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

Keep in mind, there are several other professions that would fall in this scenario as well. Pay people enough to be comfortable and maybe the mental health of Americans would improve.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

People are upset that $15/hr would give individuals who you have deemed to be on an inferior career path a pay close to that of those with advanced degrees, some examples being teachers. That should show you that positions like teachers make barely over what is deemed livable.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

FB Ad: Stop paying $100 for athletic shorts!
Me: Bro, I shop at Marshall's and Goodwill. If there's more than one digit in front of the decimal I'm putting it back on the rack because I immediately realize that I don't need it that bad.

[Dawson Deckard @Dawsondeckard]

Students: Mr. Deckard, do you have a favorite student?
Me: No, I like all of you pretty equal.
Students: Oh, okay.
Me: Yeah, so to be completely honest, I don't like any of you.
Students: