Dawson Grahm

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I got 99 problems but beer solves all of 'em.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your phone for you.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Loses in Russian Roulette. Demands a rematch.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Gasoline? You mean mouthwash?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year