Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9)

Ezri Dax, Federation space station Deep Space Nine Counselor. Current trill host of Dax symbiont. In an open relationship with Dr Julian Bashir (parody account)

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@TinyRussianBoi In 2 days. How's 0900?

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

New slots available.
>>>> Book your session

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

Watch out for Dax in Luge! They're the fastest worm in 2 quadrants.

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

I've never seen you so laconic Morn. Are you sure you're ok?

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

There's nothing certain, but the uncertain,). Especially on this space station Chief!

[Annoyed O’Brien🖖 @AnnoyedOBrien]

I’ve scanned it SIX TIMES, Julian! It’s a bloody rock!! It was a rock the first time and it’s STILL a rock after the other five times!!!

What do you MEAN, “how can we be sure”?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

There are only two important questions you have to ask yourself.
What do you really feel? And, what do you really want?

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@BashirFaq Nothing new, cupcake 😘😘😘

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@TheSevenofMine @LeeDB1956 @StarfleetTechS As your friend, I recommand a girls' night out with Kira and I. Drinks on me. If you still feel anxious after that, I've kept Jadzia' s massage holoprogramm. As your counsellor, please book an appointment for an individual session 😉

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@AnnoyedOBrien Wait! Cranko? What happened to Chester? Please tell me it's not related to Quark's plat du jour.

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

Worf, you have to believe me! It's not a Tribble with legs! It's @AnnoyedOBrien 's cat There's nothing to be afraid of!
I wouldn't lie to you, would I?
Let me sign you up for this week's doraphobia group therapy.

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@misskiranerys Would it be ok for me to use your Ezri header? It's lovely!

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@g8orshan Oh thanks for reminding me!
@Quark_RP any chance I could get a discount? You wouldn't overcharge a friend, would you?

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

Resuming our weekly group therapy sessions on Thursday.

This week: Humour as a stress coping mechanism.

Guest speaker: Commander Worf (PSA don't tell him Klingons don't have a sense of humour, thank you)

Registration deadline: Wednesday 2000 station time.

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

I have no idea what you're talking about 🤷‍♀️

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

is it cheating if it’s in an alternate timeline

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@BashirFaq Probably Miles. I heard Keiko complain about her Valentine's Day gift.

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

Happy Valentine's Day Julian!
Thank you for the lovely gift but are you sure it's for me?
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(art by Kaelio, shared with permission)

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@AnnoyedOBrien Don't you dare come back home bodies covered in oil. Keiko and I spent days cleaning up the furniture last time you played your (censored) games.

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@TheSevenofMine @RomulanNarek @RissieRizzo Do I want to know?

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@BashirFaq @ColNerys Is that why you cancelled our holosuite dates twice in a row? You said you were catching up on work!

[Counselor Ezri Dax (DS9) @DaxBashir]

@BashirsKukalaka @BashirFaq Anything velvet has to go imo.