dumbass

idk.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[B @utdbrxy]

Cape Verde went to war with Spain and Uruguay in their first World Cup nobody will ever forget that

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[LB @lnbshr]

aquarius men lashings on the TL… Im smiling !

[Slim Thick ᥫ᭡ @slim_ma97]

exactly put them fucking coats back on y’all thought it was shake dat ass time

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

doing shrooms in Sweden at 9PM but you can’t tell because it never gets dark & you’re there with ur avoidant bf who hates u & his friends who just want him to break up with u after ur mom & dad were killed by ur bipolar sister

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

Shit if anything, white people should use more detergent. Some of y’all be smelling like mold and dust.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I need y’all to quit being pussies at roundabouts.

[miia @miiagarro]

blocking him isn't enough, i need to watch his hairline recede

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[x__x @bpdsins]

god the men u created to go to war r blocking n unblocking me

[BAM @SolidBam]

glad i met my worst ho already mf prepared me for war

[Francia 𓊍 🌪️ @tonightzaynm]

Yo en el concierto de Zayn cuando el reflector me apunte a mi porque Zayn me vió y se enamoró de mi porque estaba leyendo

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio and then call people slurs on the internet

[Leyla 🐆 @leylaamlk]

THIS

[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

It’s so cold and I’m so sick . I understand why Victorian ppl used to just die

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Do restaurants still make people wash the dishes if they can’t pay?

I was thinking of treating myself tomorrow