Joseph👋

Crypto enthusiast
24 y.o
trade on @Polymarket

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

1% soooon

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

@sgoldfed @Offchain Hope every grifter will lose every penny like ARB retail investors did. You deserve jail for these things.

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

Slapping $20 on No >$1B FDV one day after launch. If it moons anyway, my ramen's safe. https://t.co/GOfoSosbrJ

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

Another pre-launch FDV roulette for Kraken's Ink L2 token. Because nothing screams "decentralized future" like a CEX dropping its own chain token in 2026.

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

Skeptical on the moon case. Betting No on >$1B one day post-TGE. 71% chance it doesn't crack unicorn status—history of these corporate L2s says modest day-1 pump, then reality. $500M might be generous.

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

Throwing $20 on No >$10M commitments. If it rugs my expectations again, at least it's cheap pain. https://t.co/Xs0XcoSwEX
This industry is cooked. Wake up.

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

Another MetaDAO public sale circus incoming. P2P Protocol raise starts March 26, min target $6M, capped with refunds on over. Polymarket's betting on total commitments like it's not another oversubscribed-then-bleed token.

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

Skeptical as hell on the high end. Betting No on >$10M. ~35-38% chance it doesn't crack that—history of these raises pump commitments then reality checks post-launch. $6M min looks safe, but $10M+? Smells like wishful VC math.

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

we will pump or another dump?

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

Putting $20 on No for >$1B FDV. Small bag, smaller hope. Feels like the least grifty side in this casino. https://t.co/wCIsVV2Coe
This industry is cooked. Wake up.

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

MegaETH FDV one day after launch still has $13M+ volume riding on "how much can we inflate this before the dump". Market thinks >$600M is 68-69%. Another L2 "revolution" priced like it'll save us all. Sure.

[Joseph👋 @Day_In_History2]

t's probably going to print day-1 then bleed for months like every other "10x faster Ethereum". Diamond hands? More like carpal tunnel from cope-posting. ngmi as always.