Daycare Man

I swear I don't know how that egg got there.

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Everyone come and bring your Pokémon to my Daycare and celebrate the 4th of July with an awesome cookout! Bouffalant Burgers for everyone!

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Everyone be sure to bring in 2 of the same gender Pokémon to my daycare today! There might not be eggs, but who cares!
#LoveWins

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

What is the giant piece of gum doing on that Seel? Oh... that's a Ditto.

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Ma'am if you don't have the money, I can't give you the Pokémon back, so next time you come back it will cost more money.

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

My wife and I have learned a few sexy things from watching Pokémon breed

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

It's hard work watching your Pokémon bang all day

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Make sure you don't ever drop your Pokémon off to my evil twin brother... the Nightcare Man.

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

How many times do I have to tell you? You can't breed Arceus with a Mew. It just doesn't work like that man.

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

What do you call a Pokémon Egg that a trainer leaves with me?

Breakfast.

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

If you want your family back, it will be $100,000

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Smoking that Weedle make you feel a bit Oddish.

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Why would I know why a Foreign Pokemon increases the chance of breeding a shiny?! Toxins? Bacteria in the blood? Sparkling Semen perhaps?!

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Guess what?! Everyone needs to find their Pokémon Eggs today! I hid them all around my Daycare Center. #PokémonEggHunt

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

#DaycareManForSmashBros
#SmashBallot

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

For April Fools Day, I'm going to replace all your Pokémon Eggs with Ebola

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

I swear I don't know how that egg got there

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Why the fuck are there just random Hyperspace Holes all over Hoenn?! Am I the only one who is worried about this?!

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

Valentines Day is amazing. There's already been 36,108,246 eggs today. Too bad nobody wants to mate with you. It's alright though.

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

You don't have enough money to pay me? Well it looks like I'll be keeping your Pokémon even longer, making it cost more money to get it back

[Daycare Man @Daycare_Man]

No ma'am, you can't leave your husband at the Daycare so he will grow up. It just doesn't work like that.