Dayla LaRocque

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

My @googlenest thermostat lights up every time I walk by it; just like the fleeting attention I received from a man on @hinge. The only difference being the @googlenest didn’t have a secret girlfriend.

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

Someone complimented my twitter content at a party. Thank God he’s got a girlfriend because I would have been forced to fall in love on the spot. It’s not hard, boys.

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

My blind date cancelled on me and 5 mins later my jeans split. You might be thinking these are both tragic ways to begin the decade but, if he hadn’t cancelled then my pants would have ripped during the date. Looking on the bright side in 2020, folks!!

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

My dad just referred to my mom as “that radical woman” to her face. Standby for the fallout.

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

What’s my reaction to my ex’s wedding photos on Facebook supposed to be? Like them? Heart them? The shocked face? Where’s the button I use to warn her

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

The gentleman working with me then complimented my appearance, said my boyfriend (lol) must be lucky, offered me a 10% off discount, which I then proceeded to finagle to be 20% and then after wasting everyone’s time, cancelled the entire plywood order.

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

I went to Lowe’s at dawn today to get plywood cut. First, their saw was broken. Please let that irony fully soak in.

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

But that meant when I hopped over to Home Depot for my plywood cutting needs, I impressed them with my new knowledge of plywood.

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

“Listen, I’m not saying you have to sleep with your husband before you get married, but you definitely need to travel with him. “

-unsolicited advice from my mother

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

MALE CONFIDENCE IS ASTOUNDING

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

Who’s gonna tell the current female population at Sewanee that Maggie Rogers is an artist, not a personality trait?

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

the moment my coworkers started individually formatting the cells of our 10,000 line spreadsheet — literally cell by cell — is the moment my soul left my body

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

A courtesy crop would have been wildly appreciated. #YSR

[Sewanee Athletics @SewaneeTigers]

Women's Soccer Battles Emory to Extra Time, Fall in 92nd Minute

RECAP: https://t.co/mZDyl8OKtk

#YSR | #d3soc

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

My mom just asked me if I could get on Bumble and use it to help my brother find a job. Anyway I look at this I don’t think she knows what Bumble is.

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

Apparently Goodbye Earl is not a good song request at a wedding.

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

OKAY TWITTER I NEED REAL HELP HERE. How do we think I should start my MOH speech at my sister’s wedding?

[Dayla LaRocque @DaylaLaRocque]

When I told the 9 year old I’m nannying that we didn’t have iPads in elementary school, she looked at me horrified and yelled, “NO OFFENSE but THANK GOD I wasn’t born in your era.”

[Hunter @HunterMitchel14]

Signed up for my company's 401k but I'm nervous cuz I've never ran that far before

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

GREATNESS. THE BIGGEST STAGE.

#OneNationOneTeam