In many ways, this marked the end of user freedom on many online platforms. With greater power came harsher limitations. When I develop anything for the modern Web, I think about the variety of things that are now denied me in my web-sandboxed jail.
This online world was a different place before DHTML and JS were commonplace. My first "okay boomer" moment was specifically explaining there was a time that DHTML — now such a basic concept of the Internet — didn't exist.
This was the death of the Internet as I knew it, which was a wild west and who's-who of unsanitized HTML. Bad actors came out swinging with the JS 𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚝().
Back then, there was no way to escape a
𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 (𝟷) { 𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚝() } loop except to force quit the browser.
My brain knows this is an allophonic glottal stop where the 't' is on an unstressed syllable (vs in 'data' where it is a stressed syllable preceding an unstressed syllable).
But I exhale with slightly more force than usual every time I see it.
overheard a teenaged girl ask her dad to explain what started World War II. he tried to play it cool but I could see it in his eyes, this was the moment he'd been waiting for for fifteen years
In my day, you needed a 3COM 10Base-T express card in your ThinkPad and a dongle to plug in your network cable so you could load up Napster and check out that cool new Neopets thing.
longest-lasting things in universe, in order:
the degenerate era of a future without proton decay, when all remaining matter decays into iron through cold fusion and quantum tunnelling
dev backlogs
// this works for now, I don't know why, I'll come back and fix it properly
Shout out to the days when anti-cheat programs just scanned all memory for known scripts.
As most gamers had IRC running, it was a fun activity for some people to just plain-text post those scripts in public channels and get people banned from their games.
Good times.
a hilarious, agonizing, and painfully accurate representation of being the expert in a room with executives and project managers
https://t.co/mC8Mlbnw6W