Dayna D.

I’m not a player I just crush a lot

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Also, I just googled it and they are the same age soooo…..

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Remember when Amanda Bynes said “I want @drake to murder my vagina” and everyone laughed it off. She knew something we didn’t!!! I BET drake was sliming his way through/on/in allll of those little Nickelodeon hunnies back in the day!!

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Sometimes it’s the worst but, sometimes it’s the absolute BEST to have a dog that shits on concrete

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

@jaden Why?

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

I’m so grateful and proud to be surrounded by such strong fucking women.

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Pretty shitty fucking day to be a woman

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Went to a lil neighborhood party tn and ended up playing restaurant with my friends kids and not talking to any adults... either the kids are really fucking cool or I’m lame as fuck

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

@EthanYeshaya Just did

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Cheesy ass planned fucking proposal photos are infuriating. Don’t act like you didn’t see it coming bitch!!!

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Why does Gen Z not wear high heels……

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!!

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

@amandaamoraless My coworker did hahaha he was so close to eating out of her hand!

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Well this just happened

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

I know the early bird gets the worm but can’t they god damn sleep in on Saturdays like the rest of us.

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

J-Lo and Ben being back together is totally a pr relationship. Also, don’t be acting like we actually even liked them together. Ever.

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

I find it deeply disturbing when people say corny instead of cheesy

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Someone just complimented me on my tattoo and I looked around like “are you talking to me…?” I forgot I even had one.

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

Why do people make instagram accounts for their babies?

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

That sweet sound when a puzzle piece clicks into place.... mmmm

[Dayna D. @Dayna_Dongo]

A banana a day keeps the bowels at bay!!