Dayne

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[Dayne @Daynois_]

Whataburger has wings now?

[Dayne @Daynois_]

Paper rock scissors

[Dayne @Daynois_]

Texas heat is so bad I’m getting excessive heat warnings….at night time…Great 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Dayne @Daynois_]

It’s crazy hearing Siri read out messages your friends send you. Almost feels racist sometimes 😂😂

[Dayne @Daynois_]

Yo this is hilarious 😂😂

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Telling the ocean I still don’t have a summer body

[Dayne @Daynois_]

I will buy groceries and still stop for food on the way home because I don’t feel like cooking. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Anybody else do this?

[Dayne @Daynois_]

@TheHairyMexican I accept this 😂

[Dayne @Daynois_]

Crazy someone slides in my dms when my name is fully spelled out at the top of the screen…and they say “What’s up Dane?” 😤🤬

This happens often…

[Dayne @Daynois_]

@Juuwah Bruh I just watched this man put a piece of bread on each side of this woman’s head and tell her to call herself an idiot sandwich…

[Dayne @Daynois_]

Was talking to a friend and found out Hell’s Kitchen is still a thing. It’s 2023. No one has put hands on this man yet? 😂

[Dayne @Daynois_]

What are some go-to phrases you use to get out of a conversation you don’t want to be in?

[mally @mallym__]

drop all that music you holding hostage this year

[Dayne @Daynois_]

Don’t know when I decided this exactly but I gave up on gift wrapping. It’s always TRASH when I do it. Gonna stick to stuffing paper in gift bags

[Dayne @Daynois_]

@ezrarodrguez Duh foo 😂

[Dayne @Daynois_]

Crazy how things in life work out man…like I only want Chick-Fil-A Sundays 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Dayne @Daynois_]

@giannaeason 😂😂😂 The more I think about it the worse it gets

[Dayne @Daynois_]

Worcestershire…wild word

[Dayne @Daynois_]

@billoquacious “No need for the Mr.” 😂😂😂

[Dayne @Daynois_]

My HEB savings game is trash