DaysWithoutSex

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Day 283847383882 without sex- I just fucked my couch cushion..... whilst crying

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Day 17823827 without sex- I keep putting water in a cap and slurping it out because I miss eating pussy

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Day 14 without sex: bought some Chick-fil-a bc at least their costumer service pleases me

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Day 13 without sex: got run over by a car so something would finally hit that

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Day 12 without sex: Bought a new vacuum...

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Day 11 without sex: went to a Redskins game so I could watch something suck

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Day 10 without sex: went to the gym so I could be out of breath

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Day 9 without sex: played with my dogs so someone would lick my face

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Day 8 without sex: offered to breast feed a baby so someone would suck my titties

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Day 7 without sex: replaced my cousins binky with my toes

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Day 6 without sex: asked a mosquito to land on my ass so I could justify spanking myself

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Day 5 without sex: pepper sprayed my step-dad so someone would scream my name

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Day 4 without sex: took out the hose so something would squirt on me

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Day 3 without sex: shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

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Day 2 without sex: Had my friend brush my hair so something would pull it

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Day 1.5 without sex: went in the ocean so something would get me wet

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Day 1 without sex: rode a bike so something was between my legs