Dayton Clark

Go Buffs
#Stan #SlimShady #MarshallMathers #Eminem

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

" I think I could rock a well groomed poodle" -Kelsey

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

"I mean I wish the 12 pack of enemas would just say school supplies but instead it just says DOUCHE" @costasb104

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

"I mean I wish the 12 pack of enemas would just say school supplies but instead it just says DOUCHE" @costasb104

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

$5 to the first person to bring me powerade. $100 to anyone who can get me a Gatorade in this damn prezel loving wasteland

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

It's the Renaissance festival you can be whoever you want- Dom

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

@SavHoppe @matthieubtw how cute

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

"I'm just trying to go for a chill blackout tonight"

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

"I've only thrown up bc of alcohol and tangerines in the past 10 years" -classic Ev

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

When the cab driver says Pharrell was in his car the other day #berlin

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

Will sell first born for huevos rancheros

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tough one: Trump Supporters vs Anti-Vaxxers. Which makes you maddest? #ThirdMonthMania https://t.co/kcPi2Zlf8C

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Kanye!! You can't be for real. FIFTY WOMEN. With nothing to gain thanks to a statute of limitations ON RAPE. Oy. https://t.co/3ekYD43uMs

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

@TheDailyShow how can I watch in Germany? I can't go 6 months without you guys

[Ice Cube @icecube]

Damn, its scary.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Diabetic 8-Year-Old Throws Worst Birthday Party Ever https://t.co/BiqB0SrBbe

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I #StandWithPP against those who want to take away a woman's right to an abortion.
https://t.co/kHVLln3tfQ

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If Democrats want to win the general election, frankly, I think I'm the stronger candidate.

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

I would take @ColinJost over Leo these days. I'm sure his lips and penis aren't chapped. And no gross beard

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

Prepping for French wine country like

[Dayton Clark @DaytonClark13]

"What we're gonna do tomorrow?" "Day drink and eat KFC" "oh yeah I knew it was important" @FayeTitchenal