David Lasham

Former Child-in-Care.

Suffers with ASD

Works for Timpson

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@KittVolentine @_megcorrigan Yer dah sells avon

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@Herroitmelol *You're. Hypocrite

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@Phoenix_gxe @_Narcoma Ricochet would be mine if I actually used Spotify. Vessels is such a gated album. Thanks @starsetonline. Still waiting on a plush version of the adorable little creature from Echo btw

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@ChuckChuggy @FootballReprt @centregoals That's not even remotely the same thing. Give your head a wobble, you absolute brainlet

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@DamienLeeVoice @beecheerios Why do I hear 'The only thing they fear is you'?

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@m3ccado @DogPokemon @nova_vm @Takahata101 E is for eccentric, just listen to my song

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@painfulgamer1 I am a simple, yet real, man

I see asdf, I like

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@LogitechG @Borderlands I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!

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@InTheLittleWood The time-wating. The dive from cucarella. Spain played way dirty at the end. Shame that final goal wasn't offside. 2 finals in a row though. Hopefully we can sort out team out for the world Cup in 2 years

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@Dutch_B0y @LidlGB Ask and ye shall recieve

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@England Palmer, Watkins ON. Foden, Kane OFF

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@divya_50 @EURO2024 Cry more 🤣🤣 #wanker

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@chaztayz @divya_50 @EURO2024 It was a reckless challenge. I understand being upset about the yellow card, but going on VAR, definitely a penalty

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@MonsterGaming Great. Now I want a honey and juniper berry monster flavour. Call it the Vilod

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@kathrynmcnamar4 @Millska21 @sonia_elijah Apparently from what I've researched, all ministers (whether elected officials or not), have Individual Ministerial Responsibility. That means that they are held to account and will have to answer questions if something goes wrong in their ministry or if they fuck up

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@kathrynmcnamar4 @Millska21 @sonia_elijah *can't

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@kathrynmcnamar4 @Millska21 @sonia_elijah I am with you on Vallance, no question. I think he will serve his own interests, along with others at GSK. That position should have been appointed to someone who doesn't have a close link to the business side of science and health. Still, can be any worse than Sunak's appointees

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@kathrynmcnamar4 @Millska21 @sonia_elijah My argument is this. Why advise someone who doesn't know as well as the advisor on the matter at hand. Like playing Chinese whispers almost. This way, words will not get twisted or misconstrued

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@kathrynmcnamar4 @Millska21 @sonia_elijah He hasn't just been plucked out of thin air. He has advocated for the prison service for years. I can't comment on the other peerage,

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@kathrynmcnamar4 @Millska21 @sonia_elijah Okay, I get that.James Timpson is a major advocate for prison rehabilition and has been for a while, hence his OBE. He believes that people should receive a second chance if they prove themselves. 10% of my colleagues have served time and they are brilliant to work with...