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[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

@foodpandaIndia My order status is delivered but I haven't received my order. Now after an hour the delivery exec says restaurant refused the order due to lack of material. Your chat support is also dysfunctional. What kind of service is this ? Order Code: u3ni-35vq #FoodPanda

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Science jokes are the best jokes!
https://t.co/FZHQAPEKdd

[pAgaL_P₹oj3ct @HoeZaay]

Me : Damn cool Halloween costume man, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean ?
Guy : Bhaiii 10 rupiya dedo bhagwaan ke naam pe..

[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

LOL https://t.co/hEWxU4VABD

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

AAP is like the UAE Cricket Team, with every member having some part-time job, Tax officer, Psephologist, Poet etc.

Performance also same

[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

Now I can go home safely without fearing street dogs :P #MumbaiRains

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

New rule. During heavy rains, school stays open, make all kids study urban drainage engineering. So one of them can grow up & fix this shit.

[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

YASKAWA BUSHIDO PROJECT / industrial robot vs sword master https://t.co/y3UvrJPduy via @YouTube

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

*knock*
Who’s...
*knock*
Who’s...
*knock knock*
Who’s there?
*knock knock knock*
Who...
*knock knock knock knock knock*
Fuck off, Fibonacci!

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Every time I see a politician on TV saying "Junta se pooch leejiye" I picture a million people sitting at home watching TV going "WTF Bro!"

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

In 1992, around 29000 rubber ducks fell off a cargo ship in the Pacific Ocean. This is where they made landfall.

[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

Such a lovely weather...How i wish i had a holiday!
#Mumbai

[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

#sunday = #noShowerDay

[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

Happy b'day bro @DEVenDrapai !!!!

[Devendra Pai @DevendraPai]

"#ArvindKejriwal , No more than a vote-bank politician?" by Vir Sanghvi read at http://t.co/2wXvfaAmmR http://t.co/DWN3LKig0w

[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

#MNS workers vandalizing Toll booths in #Mumbai , #AAP workers fasting in #Delhi.... #india is indeed a diverse country!

[Anil @OnlyTrs]

Arnab caught Rahul Gandhi doing this just before the interview. #RahulSpeaksToArnab #ArnabVsRahul

[Renjith Raveendran @njith]

#RahulSpeaksToArnab is this really happened ?

@mediacrooks @KanchanGupta

[d e v a s h i s h @DazdNdConfused]

I guess #rahulgandhi is competing with #kaanMasti.. @HoeZaay Your next episode should be funnier than this interview! :P #RahulSpeaksToArnab

[Ram Gopal Varma @RGVzoomin]

Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend -- Napoleon Bonaparte"