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This will mostly be for nsfw content and retweets!!

[Leah @bookish_leah]

The grilled cheese scene in "Chef" forever changed the way I make grilled cheeses.

[RosacePony 2067 @rosacepony]

😭

[ᵈₑᶜᵢdᵤ𝚊:_°❀*̥˚. @perdifoil]

i'm begging you to watch with sound

[Buninny 🐰 @Buninnyy]

Baby's first amateur video 😳 😵‍💫

[trix ♡ @trixiiefalls]

STILL not over this discovery eight months later, mind is still blown

[🌸 - June - 🌸 COMMS OPEN!!!🇵🇸 @Jubileenie]

Loser shadow is my Roman Empire
#shadamy
Audio: From the Start - Goodkid Cover

[dire.bsky.social @direYGO]

roommate just said to me "you play yugioh like a bad guy who shows up in a single episode of season 1 gx where jaden needs to give you a speech about having fun with the game instead of trying to ruin your opponent's day by getting rid of their hand before their turn"
fuck off??

[dazeLowercase @DazeLowercase]

@JazzzBerrry12 Is that a laptop you're bouncing on???? that can't be good for it fdjkalf;jdk;as

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

Incorporating Mario Kart time trial ghosts in your film to tell an emotional backstory proves the Wachowskis are the coolest directors alive

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

netflix Daredevil isn’t a Surf Dracula though. it’s more like if Dracula surfed the entire season, but did it on a regular board until he gets his iconic purple double-fanged surfboard in the finale

[Mikhail J. Clive - Author 📚🐯 @Tyras_Mikhail]

The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons:

-Too many cheese references (in a world of mice)
-You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise)
-There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons)
-Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema)
-There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter)
-The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon)

This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

"Oh thats a strange tec-
Oh wow thats even weirde-
OKAY SURE NEVER SEEN THAT CARD BE-

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THIS IS MY TURN???"

[爆笑ツイート図鑑 @N3umu]

フランスの遊戯王ファンさん、7ヶ月をかけ『3Dで遊戯王デュエルができるシステム』を独自開発してしまう

・カード認識する3600種類のチップを作成
→カードを置くと3Dモンスターが召喚される
・召喚時はカメラも自動で切り替わる機能付

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

I’m the DJ at your son’s bar mitzvah and I’m really bad at it

[Peter 🕊️ @AbraxasVGC]

Sneasler is queer coded to me thanks to this video, you can never make me hate her