Darren Millar

Procrastinator.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[Darren Millar @DazzaMillar]

@BEEs_Assistant @Lionsgate Can we start this flick?

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I got a dog. He has taught me a lot like: I am a cat person.

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Rent an SUV for your arraignment. If you pull up in a Honda Accord you deserve prison.

[Darren Millar @DazzaMillar]

Me: Whether Trump or Biden wins I am getting ripped.
My wife: so... the yoozh Tuesday?

[Darren Millar @DazzaMillar]

@symeonbrown Book, please.

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@hannibalburess holy shit... Sidney, BC santa day parade

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@RichVos Wanted

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@AriShaffir Head's up! Best camping breakfast ever https://t.co/qVkirm7L3J

[Darren Millar @DazzaMillar]

@AriShaffir Head's up. Best camping breakfast ever! https://t.co/qVkirm7L3J

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@SteamworksPub you guys, I mean, I love them all, but I am missing my IPA... your packers have been sampling

[Darren Millar @DazzaMillar]

@JoeListComedy @stollemache super fun sets! Congrats guys! Stars align #tuesgays

[ACLU @ACLU]

WATCH: ACLU Executive Director Anthony D. Romero coming out of the court where the ACLU just argued and won block of Trump's Muslim ban.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

[Darren Millar @DazzaMillar]

My nephew wants a gun.
For what?
To shoot dinosaurs and ghosts!
Can't argue with that.

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Goddamnit. Your artificial tree is not suppose to shed!

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"The Last Kingdom" ... definitely a poor Saxon's "Game of Thrones".

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@shanecomedy Will do. Aim for Victoria, BC or Vancouver will get it done too ;-) Here We Are pod is great! Thx.

[Darren Millar @DazzaMillar]

@shanecomedy ahhh, yes. CDN = Canadian.

[Darren Millar @DazzaMillar]

@shanecomedy still firming up the CDN dates for the tour... ?