Diamondbacks Haikus

Just trying to make the 2010-11 Diamondbacks off-season better one Japanese poem at a time.

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@sieralambrecht have a great time... and be careful!

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Way to salvage one / Win this game walk-off style / Attaboy J-Up!

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@sieralambrecht happy birthday

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David Hernandez / Is the D-backs new closer! / Just kidding J.J.

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Fuck off Jayson Werth / Should have hit you in the head / And spell your name right!

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Last 3 starts all wins / Not Ian, Duke or Hudson / Joe fucking Saunders

Guest haiku courtesy of Andrew Babinski

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You know things are good / When god awful Joe Saunders / Has a winning steak

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Another great game / And another series win / That's 5 in a row

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They're ripping Volstad / He's leaving everything up / And they're killing it

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Unbelievable / Didn't see this one coming / D-backs in first place

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What did Gibby say? / That was an awfully quick toss / He seemed rather calm

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Apparently he doesn't have a Twitter account, so just follow me.

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That last haiku was from Andrew Babinski. Follow him.

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Win, win, win, win, win / Win, loss, win, win, win and win / Now that's a great streak

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Where've you been Zach Duke? / I'm sorry for talking shit / I take it all back

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Dear Juan Miranda / 2 homers is not enough / Please try harder... Thanks!

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Kelly Johnson's back! / His bat finally woke up / About goddamn time

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That was a great win / Micah should stay a starter / Hope he sticks around

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This team's playing great / It's easier to haiku / When they play like shit

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When did Kennedy / Become an all-star pitcher? / Has it been that long?