Duke Beaverhoussen

The worlds strongest millionaire.

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Competition time, how many #bcfc games will @AVFCOfficail attend this season. My guess one and leave at half time. #avfc

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@AVFCOfficail you'll get bored eventually. Heaven knows, you might even muster the intent to put st Andrews in your sat nav #halfarsed

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@Wikiballs 100% of marathon fatalities are attributed to nut allergies.

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@Wikiballs Contrary to popular belief, Dawn French is in fact English.

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@Wikiballs Modern distillation techniques for the production of whiskey were originally the brain child of adult film star Jenna Jameson

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@AVFCOfficial #VillaFilmFriday cont... Morley and Me, Six in the City, Jurassic Parker, and the ever so tenuous Savoing Private Ryan. UTV

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@AVFCOfficial #VillaFilmFriday Bit late but anyway: Teale Magnolias, The Gary Shawshank Redemption, China Townsend, The Holte Nine Yards etc

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USA's bike riders (the proper term eludes me) are all dressed as Evil Knevil in the #velodrome. Why aren't team gb dressed as Eddie Kid.

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@ThePoke The annual Ball Run in Pamplona Spain, sees thousands of people chased through the streets by Johnny Ball #pokefacts

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@MooseAllain is 'fuck a bio' not a line from Jambalaya by the Carpenters

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Jimmy Hendrix lives!!!!
It appears he's hiding behind my toilet cistern all these years

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Woy for England? Bad luck candle face.

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Ever thought of growing a mostache @Joey7Barton ?

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@pippamint I've been caught in a repetitive cycle of stubbing my toe & thus been unable to tweet due too all the hoping & squealing

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#solihullisblue "use to have a season ticket" #inbredknuckledraggingscroungers

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#BirminghamIsBlue I'm assuming this hash tag is in reference to the thriving brummie porn industry #solihullisblue and fuck all else

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@ThePoke #kinkyfilms
Das knee high boot

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@ThePoke #autobiographytitles
Hopping Mad - The Heather Mills Story

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@Joey7Barton are you seriously complaining about shameless self promotion.