Swoll D. Boll

Catholic married dad, generally nerdy engineer, St. Louis sports homer, retail investor (@HoldenStonks), recovering Pokémon addict

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Huh? They got a 4th one?

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@Stevie6777798 @SickosCommittee I'm not sleeping tonight

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Man I'm gonna be sick. And not because I ate 7 deviled eggs today... @TulsaMBB

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Sometimes I typo my wife's name (Stacey) and then think about the Ringer and smile while I wave a "Stavi goodbye" to no one in particular

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Me and 5yo putting trillions in CAPEX to good use with the new profile pic

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We're really going to go 8 straight years with Rams or Chiefs in Super Bowl aren't we 🤮

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People on the internet are acting like Chiefs moving to Kansas is the same as Rams moving to LA? Seriously?

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@SickosCommittee Never a doubt

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Pain. #stlblues

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Sorry Blue Jays fans, I turned the game on in the 9th both of the last two nights

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@bschaeffer12 How many steps can you take before putting your foot on the bag???

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@M_Meyer3 Re-whatever is not, in fact, over

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Not sure the re-whatever is actually over #stlblues

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Any fellow Mizzou / Blues / Tulsa Golden Hurricane fans on here
🥲🔫

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@stlCupofJoe @StLouisBlues @FanDuelSN_MW I thought it looked bright too, agree it looks fixed now

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@spittinchiclets Kroenke sucks

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@chicago1802 @spittinchiclets Kroenke owns both teams (and he sucks btw)

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I see now it's sticking around as a 3rd jersey 😊

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Maybe it's because it's all I've ever known, but I'll miss this color scheme.
#stlblues

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The #stlblues are the only team that lost to a team that lost to a team that lost to a team that lost to the cup winners