Drew

University of Arkansas Lambda Chi Alpha. Collegiate roller hockey prodigy

[Drew @Dburkink]

1st Phorm is giving away 25 $100 QuikTrip Gift Cards! https://t.co/NbFUu6osry

[Drew @Dburkink]

@kylenellynelson sounds like I found you a match to watch Stars games with. You just need to find out if she likes lean or moist brisket.

[PettyAlley @AlleyDalley]

Me: “I’d actually like to focus on dating and meet someone to find a long term relationship”

Also me: Prioritizes the @DallasStars playoff schedule over any dates

[Drew @Dburkink]

Yes. I understand how to use google, thank you. YOUR employees need to learn YOUR policies. Not the customers job.

[americanair @AmericanAir]

@Dburkink Consistency is key, and team members should be following published policies. Baggage specifications are here: https://t.co/VVvvoQhMlc

[Drew @Dburkink]

@AmericanAir get your employees on the same page. Would save us all a lot of hassle. Ticket counter says I can gate check an item. The gate agent tells me no and that I need rebook my flight and check the bag. 👍🏻

[Arkansas Razorbacks 🐗 @ArkRazorbacks]

When you realize @CoachSamPittman listed all those accolades and still missed a few 🤯

What a time to be a Hog

[Drew @Dburkink]

@MattRob19 Fully loaded with salted skin.

[Drew @Dburkink]

When you spend $50 at @Whataburger and they forget all 5 French fries <<<<<

[Drew @Dburkink]

Even better when your @ChipotleTweets bag rips open and you don’t get to eat the food you bought. This would never happen at Taco Bell.

[Drew @Dburkink]

@MattRob19 @ChipotleTweets Take me back to Dickson St. Come for the burrito, stay to count how many people pass out before they get their food

[Drew @Dburkink]

How can @ChipotleTweets be out of guac, chips and vinaigrette? Might as well close the store if you don’t have 3 of the top 5 menu items.

[Drew @Dburkink]

@Hwoody19 @ChipotleTweets Joe ate all the guac too? He’s old but I know he can’t be snacking on the soft food diet already. We are good, @FREEBIRDS_WB had guac

[Drew @Dburkink]

@MattRob19 Protection is key. Better safe than sorry

[Drew @Dburkink]

Wait, so being healthy is healthy? 🤯
If you don’t know, now you know. Thank you @CNN

[CNN @CNN]

People who are overweight or obese are at a much higher risk of much more severe disease and even death from Covid-19 -- and one new study suggests that losing weight can reduce that risk. https://t.co/fu40ixz0Fh

[Drew @Dburkink]

Something that didn’t age well in 2021 🥸

[Aaron Ginn @aginnt]

Let’s go back in time to 3/29/21

“No we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person… The virus does not infect them…It cannot use a vaccinated person as a host to get more people.”

[Drew @Dburkink]

@Hwoody19 @TheRealBlankey That’s stupid

[Drew @Dburkink]

🥸

[Mr Smith @WestwoodParking]

Had a video ever aged so well in modern history? @chrissaccoccia1

[Drew @Dburkink]

@cashohmann @stefannoesen @Hwoody19 Doing it before social media was a thing, love it. Miss you boys

[Drew @Dburkink]

@NHL handing out penalties to the @TBLightning like Halloween candy

[David Goggins @davidgoggins]

Do you suffer from Chest-Nut Syndrome?