DcMonalds 🍟

Learning Crypto, GeoPolitics & Macro/Micro-Economics | The magic you are looking for, is hidden in the work you avoid |📱Building @familypocketapp & @lexonlegal

[DcMonalds 🍟 @dcmonalds]

🧵 $BERT Thread — The Risk/Reward Case Nobody Is Talking About

1/ $BERT sits at a $9–10M market cap right now.

979M tokens. Fully circulating. CEX-listed. Staking live. AI platform live. Charity delivered.

And the price is still under a penny.

Let me walk you through why this r:r is genuinely interesting. 🐾

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[DcMonalds 🍟 @dcmonalds]

RT @LexOnLegal: Hey 👋

Meet #LexOn, your legal super-app built for #crypto.

It's a @telegram Mini App (also works on web + @phantom browse…

[FamilyPocket @familypocketapp]

♨️Spending Heatmap

Most #budgeting apps show you totals.

FamilyPocket shows you which exact days you overspent, 90 days at a glance, GitHub-style grid.

You already know roughly where your money goes.

This shows you when.

👉🏻 https://t.co/4zeuMSZXBg

[Bert 🧸 🐶 @bertcoincto]

Things that exist because of a Pomeranian:

✅ An AI platform
✅ A staking protocol
✅ Shelter donations worldwide
✅ An NFT collection
✅ Plushies in a factory
✅ Smart tags being engineered
✅ This tweet
✅ You reading this tweet

Bertram's impact is honestly terrifying at this point.

[FamilyPocket @familypocketapp]

🧵Two small updates to FamilyPocket I shipped this week:

☀️ Light Mode.

Nobody asked for it. I just couldn't look at the dark screen at 7am anymore.

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[FamilyPocket @familypocketapp]

Family Pocket is a shared budgeting app for couples and families, built as a TG Mini App.

Members of a shared "room" can log income and expenses in seconds, allocate money into spending envelopes, track savings goals, and monitor recurring subscriptions, without leaving Telegram

[FamilyPocket @familypocketapp]

@FamilyPocketApp is a budgeting app that lives inside Telegram.

Track income, expenses & savings — solo or with anyone you share money with.

No bank connection. No subscriptions. Just open #Telegram and go. 🧾

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[Bert 🧸 🐶 @bertcoincto]

My mood right now 😌

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

$BERT @bertcoincto retesting macro support after reclaiming it

expecting similar trend moves like previous times from this region (arrows)

[Bert 🧸 🐶 @bertcoincto]

You can tell a lot about a chain by who the people choose as mayor.

Solana chose correctly.

[jb @onejobelesboy]

what makes $BERT stand out isn't one feature.
it's how everything connects.

a live Al platform. staking that people actually use. physical products you can hold. an IP that ties it all together.

that's how BERT separates itself, by turning attention into something that actually lasts.

[Bert 🧸 🐶 @bertcoincto]

Meanwhile on Woofhub, BERT holders have had a Bark Translator for months.

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

I think memes with IP rights are the ones that will do well for 1bil+ cap plays

If you take solana:HgBRWfYxEfvPhtqkaeymCQtHCrKE46qQ43pKe8HCpump as an example. They have the IP rights. What they built is probably more than 99% of memes

I personally think it will be amongst shib, floki etc

[DcMonalds 🍟 @dcmonalds]

I wanted to ask for permission to publish the $Bert dApp, but since no one from the team is responding to my posts (I don't know why)..

I'll make the $Bert's Tip Jar dApp public soon, as soon as I can pay for the hosting.

If the $Bert team doesn't like it, I'll shut it down...

Have a nice day.🍟

[DcMonalds 🍟 @dcmonalds]

@CryptoGirl79 @bertcoincto @trader1sz @CryptoGirl79 Sent you a DM. 😬

solana:HgBRWfYxEfvPhtqkaeymCQtHCrKE46qQ43pKe8HCpump

[DcMonalds 🍟 @dcmonalds]

@trader1sz @thea888_ @streamflow_fi 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ always late

[Bert 🧸 🐶 @bertcoincto]

The complete $BERT staking guide!

How to stake your $BERT tokens & NFTs, earn rewards, and understand how the system works.

BERT staking lets holders lock their tokens and NFTs directly on Solana through an audited smart contract.

In return, stakers earn rewards based on:
> Pool APR
> Lock duration
> Amount staked

Security first.

The staking contract has:
> Been audited by Hacken
> Completed a public bug bounty
> No critical vulnerabilities found

The code is also open-source for full transparency.

To start staking:

Go to: https://t.co/zmBtLROrFG
Click “Connect Wallet”

Phantom is the recommended wallet for both desktop and mobile.

⚠️ BERT staking will NEVER ask for your private key.

Once connected, the dashboard shows:

> Total staked tokens
> Total staked NFTs
> Estimated rewards
> Claimable rewards
> APR across pools
> Your wallet balance
> Links to buy $BERT & NFTs

Current staking pools:

🐶 Puppy Pool
• 10 days
• 5% APR

🏆 Pedigree Pool
• 20 days
• 8% APR

👑 Legendary Pool
• 30 days
• 12% APR

Higher lock duration = higher rewards.

Each NFT staked counts as 20,000 $BERT toward your staking value.

Per wallet limits:
• Max 200,000 $BERT value per pool
• Max 3 NFTs per pool
• Max 9 NFTs total across all pools

Example:
If you stake: 200,000 $BERT

Inside: Legendary Pool (12% APR)

For: 30 days

You would earn approximately: 1,973 $BERT in rewards.

How to stake tokens:
• Select a pool
• Click “Deposit Now”
• Enter amount
• Approve transaction in Phantom
• Confirm

Minimum stake: 100 $BERT
You’ll need a small amount of SOL for gas fees.

How to stake NFTs:
> Open the NFT tab
> Select your NFT
> Click Stake
> Confirm transaction

NFTs are staked individually, meaning each one creates its own staking position.

When the lock period ends:

You can claim:
> Your original tokens/NFTs
> Your earned rewards

Simply:
> Open deposit history
> Click “Claim”
> Approve transaction

Rewards are distributed directly on-chain.

One important Solana note:

Keep at least a tiny amount of $BERT in your wallet when unstaking.

The safest approach: Leave 1 $BERT in the wallet at all times.

Common staking issues:

❌ Not enough SOL
→ Add SOL for gas fees
❌ Pool full
→ Wait or choose another pool

❌ Over wallet limits
→ Reduce amount or use another wallet
❌ NFT limit reached
→ Max 9 NFTs per wallet

One thing the market keeps ignoring:

A large percentage of the NFT collection remains staked continuously.

Many positions get restaked immediately after unlock.

Stake here:
https://t.co/zmBtLROrFG

Audit:
https://t.co/FAj6PJvYlN

Support:
https://t.co/4xulIUYxeZ

Full staking guide:
https://t.co/QunQOCWgyl

Happy staking! 🐾

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

yo @HyperliquidX can you list solana:HgBRWfYxEfvPhtqkaeymCQtHCrKE46qQ43pKe8HCpump spot

the community will shift there and do alot of volume on hyperliquid if you make it happen

[Crypto Dark Lord @cryptodarklord]

Guys just checked @bertcoincto and https://t.co/tGqKhRrJer this isn't your average memecoin. 💯

* Real dog with 400K+ IG followers,
* NYT feature,
* Actual charity work through Woofhub,
* Story people already love.

$BERT feels like the one with real long-term legs in this space. Mayor of Solana incoming 🐶
Who else is holding for the long run? 👀

[DcMonalds 🍟 @dcmonalds]

Watch out, don't make the same mistake I did! ❌

The $Wasabi community is full of fake posts. I fell for it just because I wanted to vote...

By the time I realized, it was too late. -300K $Wasabi. 👍🏻

[DcMonalds 🍟 @dcmonalds]

Watch out, don't make the same mistake I did! ❌

The $Wasabi community is full of fake posts. I fell for it just because I wanted to vote...

By the time I realized, it was too late. -300K $Wasabi. 👍🏻