Dan

The son your mum never had

[Dan @Dd2186d]

@fesshole You had him pegged didn’t you

[Dan @Dd2186d]

My wife thinks they have a massive stamp to put the words ‘bus stop’ on the roads.....

[beakyredeyes @redeyebeak]

Just remembered I was so Battered last night I marinated my dinner whilst it was still in the packaging😬

[Dan @Dd2186d]

Praying merc announce George as their driver for #AbuDhabiGP 🙏

[Dan @Dd2186d]

Electric car charging cables are the tampon strings of the car world

[Dan @Dd2186d]

Must stop listening to cheesy songs now I know Spotify is watching

[Dan @Dd2186d]

I’ve been growing tits for years and I can drop a mean mangina. Getting straight on this only fans business

[GODDESS JILLATHEN @Jhilleaf]

How it started How its going

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Boris hates press conferences

[Dan @Dd2186d]

@fesshole Liar

[Chris Ship @chrisshipitv]

JUST HAPPENED: Captain Sir Tom Moore has his knighthood conferred by the Queen 🗡
@captaintommoore

[Loudwire @Loudwire]

Just 🤯
https://t.co/2NqTDGu699

[Dan @Dd2186d]

Fingers crossed Boris puts a ban on quizzes

[francesca @Fran_normoyle]

just caught my boyfriend zooming in on this and his excuse was ‘wanted to see what books they were reading’ cba

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

https://t.co/w2BUCvId0Y

[Dan @Dd2186d]

@ratemyplatenow Someone needs to lay off the spice

[Dan @Dd2186d]

I just donated a special premature nappy to a UK hospital by tweeting #PampersForPreemies - show your support and do the same! 👶

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"worst. ride. ever"

📹: https://t.co/RMzBCnlgpr