ScouseDD

Scouse 💪🏼 Red ❤️ DD’s 😉 Thick Thighs 😏 Inked 🎨 #LFC #YNWA #GirlsWithTattoos #Ink #Blonde #Scouse #ScouseGirl

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

2 years ago, following a shitty relationship & shittier breakup I’d got myself into a right mess, physically & mentally. I’ve lost 7 stone & found my happiness again. Anyone feeling like they can’t get out ANY rut, I just want to tell you - you can ❤️ #InspireChange #weightloss

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@mattrife @EventimApollo you both suck ass

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

Sharing the photo that got me kicked out after spending over a grand to be at his show….

@mattrife is a nazi and @EventimApollo are the Wehrmacht. #zerotolerance #secretrules #stillbitter

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@mattrife Literally used to think you were the funniest guy on the planet… till I got thrown out your gig in london, for taking one photo… now I know you’re a pissy little bitch 💖

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@mattrife - shit pic of you, this.

@EventimApollo wanted me to keep it of you though and share it on social media xoxo

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@mutt1975 🤣🤣 biggest TikTok comedian - who earned his fame through social media apparently has a zero tolerance rule for photos being taken at his shows… absolute melt in real life!

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@mattrife comes down harder on his fans for taking one photo, than the feds come down on a celebrity sex trafficking ring - thrown out of his uk gig before he even told one joke…. For THIS 🤣 it’s not even a good photo 🤣 #zerotolerance 🤡💩

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@EventimApollo Can you just clarify the usage of “may” on this poster for me?

Option A: expressing possibility (Oxford dictionary definition )

Option B: zero tolerance

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@EventimApollo could you clarify what the word “may” implies? Option A: expressing possibility (Oxford dictionary definition) or Option B: Zero Tolerance

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

Hey @lpoolcouncil I think there might be a back road out in L35 somewhere that doesn’t have roadworks on it.... You might wanna get some more cones out and get down there quick 🙄🙄🙄 #TooManyRoadWorks #NoNeed #StopIt

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@Delboyrfc82 The arse clown who VAR’d the derby. I haven’t been on here for a while. Just wanted to make that point 😂😂😂😂

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

Good hair day 💪🏼❤️ fucking wasted in local lockdown, but still 😜
#blondies #Blonde #Blondebarbie #blondegirl #blondeandhot #goodhairday #dreamycurls #blondeshavemorefun #scouser #scousegirl #liverpool #locallockdown #Merseyside
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ps David Coote is a cunt.

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@chrislfc7 Haha!! Pure old school injury!! Nobody buys you ice cream when you fall over as an adult though... proper sly. 🙄😂

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

Fell over in the park today while I was walking the dogs!!! What a massive tit I am 🤦🏼‍♀️🙈 Luckily I had Arna on hand to administer dog snogs 🙄😂

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

@timbolton1 4-3-4 kinda chick (only psycho when provoked but fucks on command 😈😉)

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

My duck, Plopp only went and prolapsed his penis... by having too much sex!! We’ve set up a JustGiving to help towards his vets bill... 🙄😬🥰😂😘

Please #donate on @justgiving and RT. Thanks! https://t.co/fVCiVXlFgR

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

Social distancing rules do not apply when your oldest best friend comes to town ❤️💛🧡💚💙💜 #socialdistancing #corona #isitoveryet #overit #Liverpool #drinks #catchup #friends #faghag

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

First day in my new gig, done!
Haven’t had to do a proper days work for months... Sly this “grown up”, “real life”, “back to normal” malarkey!!
Sure I’d make a boss housewife, except nobody will EVER be dumb enough to marry me 😂😂
#work #WorkHard #working #werk #WerkinGirl

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

SOUND ON!!! My duck (Nick) learnt how to shake it from her mama 💪🏼😈🔥😂 Shake... dat ass for me! Shake dat ass for me!!
#sexyduck #twerk #twerkit #shakeit #shakedatass #shakeyobooty #shakeyshakey #workit #WerkinGirl #werk #shakeyourtailfeather #duck #DuckTales #ducklings #ducks

[ScouseDD @DdScouse]

Is it safe to come back into twitter yet?...
Have all the little plazzy fans stopped throwing a bitch fit, coz we’ve lost a couple of games (after winning the league)

If you can’t support the team when they’re not winning every match, don’t support them at all 🙄😘 #YNWA #LFC