yom

“I am being serious”- he says sarcastically

[yom @ddemondom]

What she said 🗣🗣

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

A reminder not to send that text

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

i’ll have $22 after i pay rent that means $20 for weed and $2 for baja blast this budgeting shit easy

[. @TyyTyra]

my CPR certification just for show & tell😭don’t fall out round me !

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

suicidal at 12 was crazy i should have become a minecraft youtuber

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

haven’t smoked weed since 9am #Tbreak

[cedes ‹𝟑 @c3desm]

i love you let's deactivate our instagrams

[i think @kutaiuranium]

my infant son can’t do any Vape tricks yet and it’s pissing me off

[‎ً @likearj]

told the cashier to keep the change and she said I was 2 dollars short

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes me text everyone back

[chase @cfree94]

you’re laughing.. mitch mcconnell is about to be reincarnated as anne hathaway’s baby and you’re laughing??

[wor$t e! in america @ethxooo]

i spoke with mitch mcconnell this morning and he said he wants sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed

[karla @youcallmeupat6]

Tapping 7 hot guys on Grindr and then immediately going to bed

[Jordie 🏔️⛰️ @jordieevan]

Why are you 5’7” as a straight man that’s like the most breedable height

[໊ @user0000O0]

i must carry on

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I think Apple lying about this storage shit

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys