god’s baby

here for the right reasons

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

i was L I V I N G for this

[✧ @obviousari]

ariana grande was down bad as hell like girl STAND UP 😩

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

living somewhere surrounded by trees >>>>>>>>

[angel @angelshit]

I like what the color green does to my nervous system

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

camera roll clean out screenshot of the day

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

new handle and banner😌

[DC Rat ☭ @dirtycityrat]

people say the suburbs have “low crime” because familial and domestic abuse don’t count as crime to them

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

what if you were a SENATOR and you were GAY but you were CLOSETED and another senator DIED but you were LYING about it and his WIFE was a SPY for CHINA and then you ALSO DIED

[no @zedonarrival]

now meet your maker and say that again

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

you know who’s probably really happy about lindsey graham being dead? thomas ravenel

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

@toxic__skulls unfortunately same that’s where this tweet came from😭

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

lisa rinna teas

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

me when a man i slept with in 2017 says hi to me on the street

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

@d34dpr3tty really good! easy to drink

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

can check

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

ok we are watching john tucker must die bc i saw the original tweet. this cast is sooooo peak. penn badgley is my celeb crush 4eva

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

@theashleyray pleaseeeeeee it’s like the archetypical b-tier millennial romcom. came out when the peak millennials were in high school

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

@theashleyray pleaseeeeeee it’s like the archetypical b-tier millennial romcom. came out when the peak millennials were in high school

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

@spiderbaby27 just til tomorrow!

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

speaking of accents yesterday i heard someone yell “YA PAHKED IN THE CROSSWALK YA FUCKIN ASSHOLE” so i am definitely getting the authentic boston experience

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

@spiderbaby27 jealousssss

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

i have a confession to make. i know “she breasted boobily down the stairs” is a joke about male authors writing female characters but sometimes i really do focus on how much my titties bounce when i walk down the stairs.

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

90% of people i meet when i tell them where i’m from they marvel at my lack of long island accent but becca my bestie that i’m visiting says i have “such an accent” and i was like “people tell me all the time i don’t” and she was like “you just said awll”