i’m hungry and I don’t want ice cream or yogurt or custard, I want roasted brussels sprouts with lemon and capers and a big plate of cheese and crackers and cornichons. please god let me chew
@punishedteeth I might as well be raw dogging this the way it’s doing nothing for me, I’m so excited for the rest of my life and any medical emergencies that arise
the fun part of being an addict forever is that after you have surgery you have to tell the doctor “I can’t have opiates or pain medication” and then you get to take ibuprofen