All this talk of rising energy bills, my old man had it sussed out years ago
Don't touch heating, stick a jumper on โ
Share bath watter โ
Shout "What's this? Blackpool Illuminations?!" if anyone touches big light โ
There are over 850,000 registered sex offenders in the UK and they donโt have to carry a card because it violates their privacy!!
But we have to show proof of a vaccination to get into cinemas or restaurants
Come on ๐๐คฃ