Prosecco Dot 🍾

[Will @WillHayes_24]

I can’t even lie, her technique was there!! She was on his hip the whole time, the QB was just out there throwing dots🔥😂

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

i eat a burger that taste like casamigos imma slap the shit out whoever on the grill😂

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

$13 at Cookout? 10 years ago, that would give you some equity in the company

[Dre @DreDrexcii]

If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Not if you do things like work and shower

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

There’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs & dinner parties is the new club scene & high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, & terrible DJs still playing Dreams & Nightmares.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater.

[MJ @just_drmj]

These kids are shortening words because they can’t spell!!

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[spicy jess 🤠 @iamstilljess]

I’ve had a Roth IRA since I was 22 years old. Please for the love of god, open one. Invest in it. Invest anything. I cannot stress how important this is.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Week 48

[Raksha @caraksha103]

HOT TAKE: Non-linear career paths make you a better employee.

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

we weren't soft about everything back then

[𝙰 𝚆𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 @Coleidoscopes]

Lmao. Now they're trying to convince people that starter homes have holes in the floor and no roof

[Prosecco Dot 🍾 @DdotLA]

This thread is good if you need a headache/a good laugh.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[DJ Green Villain @DJGreenVillain]

For a nigga that don’t drink or smoke, he really don’t make good decisions. He organically stupid

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You don't have to show everybody your full personality like it's very okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.

[Reiki Momma @Luminary_Wings]

The alcohol brands are competing in a way that reminds me of 2006.

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

Mid-game and Carter Bryant still took the time to wash his hands. Therefore, there’s no excuse for the average man to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. 🤷🏾‍♂️