Good people bring out the Good in people

People easily believe what they fear or desire.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Another Father's Day, another nail gun from Jesus. He just will NOT let it go.

[Shawn Williams @shawniedw2]

@BombshellCole

[Mr. May @MayanusP]

@BombshellCole

[x @elroy__preston]

His television shows are basically Tyler Perry for street niggas

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Rumour has it that Elon
Musk and Bill Gates are creating a new drug for penis enlargement.

It's called Elongates.

And it cures a condition called Microsoft.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’ll have a Sprite. In a sealed bottle.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Good people bring out the Good in people @DeAndreVenter]

@hauteholden @LightVivien @atrupar ..."the United States is one of the least racist countries. " That doesn't make it any better. Most racist vs least racist = rac1st. Same difference

[Maria @MariaMurph4663]

@jasonllevin But….what about missing out on the McDonald’s feast? 😂👇

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Milito @Milito177]

Bro💀😭😂

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Day 3 of no caffeine and I’ve lost hearing in my right eye

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt tonight?

[Covie @covie_93]

Why couldn't trump just watch the NBA finals on TV at the White House like he did the Jan. 6 insurrection???

[remx @biigrem]

My no dick getting neighbor stay filing noise complaints on me to the leasing office. plot twist-I be fucking the leasing office girl. My neighbor don’t know that she complaining about noises to the bitch that I be making the noises with in the first place. That’s ruff

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning