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I'm me. Because if i wasn't, I'd be somebody else.

[DB @DeBart13]

@TomPelissero @Cglaser17 This is a great choice by Dallas!

[DB @DeBart13]

A tasty way to watch the NCAA Tournament games! @drinkgaragebeer @JasonKelce

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[DB @DeBart13]

@MtStHelensWA Riiiiggghhhttt.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Congress, are you okay?
You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

[Squinter @squinteratn]

1. Assassination of Archduke Frank Ferdinand.
2. German invasion of Poland.
3. Elderly rapist covering up his central role in a global child sex ring.

[DB @DeBart13]

@Seahawks Kicker for @SuperBowl MVP!

[Brant Hansen @branthansen]

We all know the halftime show we all really want.

Do it, @NFL

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.

[DB @DeBart13]

@MrJerryOC You were up WAY past your bedtime young man! Unbelievable…on a school night too!

[DB @DeBart13]

I read your tweets regularly. Keep posting! @LakotaMan1

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So, apparently Mr. Free Speech (Elon Musk) is limiting my tweet views. Can you please do me a favor and tell me if you can see this tweet? Thanks.

[DB @DeBart13]

@WSRBrad The defense seemed unfocused or overconfident in the last several minutes. Stupid fouls giving them yards!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Two guys walk into a bar.
You’d think at least one of them would have seen it.

[DB @DeBart13]

@RebeccaRomijn @MrJerryOC Wow…this is a really tough “who wore it better” situation. 😬😝🤣

[DB @DeBart13]

@kencarr Is that your real hair?!?